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Author Topic: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010  (Read 4590 times)

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a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« on: July 25, 2010, 07:09:51 pm »
I have no idea what's going on here.


http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07252010
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 08:05:00 pm »
thanks for startin the thread sailor, next time put the date in the title (i added it this time for you)



i'm so ready for this arc to just go away
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 08:05:40 pm »
Um, yeah.  WTF?
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 08:17:52 pm »
indeed.  i want to know what happens next, but its irritating to be beaten over the head with the vernacular.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 08:25:54 pm »
I'm trying very hard to remind myself that I'm the one who always says "oh ye of little faith" when people complain and how it always ends up working out in the end etc.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 08:26:40 pm »
OH GOD, THIS DIALECT!

MY EYES ARE EXPLODIN'!
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 08:31:06 pm »
In order to keep himself from shitting his #####, Mayner stuffs his asshole with prosthetic feces.  After these facts are invoked in an argument, his wife approaches Nice Pete's van with a carry cage full of chinchillas.  We are right to wonder if perhaps the chinchillas will be used in the same manner as prosthetic feces.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 08:40:27 pm »
Part of their argument is that Mayner has been unable to impregnate Lurquilla, and so she takes it as a sign that she should approach the van, and someone will be able to properly impregnate her there.

I too am ready for this arc to finish.  I do not want to see Nice Pete, or Teodor, or Nathan, impregnating Lurquilla.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 08:49:08 pm »
Only one of those three have any interest in women and, I imagine, the third would have no interest in that type of woman.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2010, 08:51:21 pm »
So I guess she is going to rescue Teodor somehow? And then we will all forgive her her substandard English.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2010, 08:56:27 pm »
Quote from: Choop on July 25, 2010, 08:05:00 pm
thanks for startin the thread sailor, next time put the date in the title (i added it this time for you)



i'm so ready for this arc to just go away

godamnitsomuch. I take away a tiny can of dr. pepper from myself.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2010, 08:57:34 pm »
OK, if you really want your brain to explode from colliding dialects... I just noticed when I looked at the fanflow that this strip is titled "Operation Chernchilla Schlep."
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2010, 07:15:01 am »
I can't read it any more.  My eyes just refuse to read something with that many apostrophes.

This is also what happens with amateur fantasy writing.

Pretty art, though.  Onstad's style really works at night.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2010, 01:41:11 pm »
I always feel skeeved out by vans.  This strip further enforces my uneasiness about vans.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 02:59:22 pm »
vans on their own aren't problematic or inherently skeevy. it's just that the people that buy vans always turn them into that.
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