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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2010, 04:24:09 pm »
Oh, The Bob Talbot! I haven't thought about him in years.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2010, 04:51:59 pm »
He's not putting enough in the front end to attract new readers and he's not putting enough in the back end to entice his longtime fans to sign up.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2010, 05:01:48 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 02, 2010, 04:51:59 pm
He's not putting enough in the front end to attract new readers and he's not putting enough in the back end to entice his longtime fans to sign up.

That seems backwards. Surely it's

new readers = ass men
longtime fans = breast men
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #63 on: September 03, 2010, 12:15:14 pm »
Good news from his Twitter:

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Was Mr. Mom for last two weeks of summer vac. Got sweet f/a done. Holing up with whisky and anger again.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #64 on: September 03, 2010, 12:50:51 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 01, 2010, 10:27:24 pm
A quick regression of mine predicts 9/4 will be the next strip.

Shit, we have to wait until next April?
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #65 on: September 03, 2010, 04:10:19 pm »
Back when I did drafting if the engineers didn't give me a job number I would put sweet FA in the job number field.  When they asked me about it I would say it means nothing, it doesn't exist, it's British slang.  Sometimes they would tell me to take it off.  I would say I will as soon as you give me a job number.  I had to be a hard ass because I needed the job number for my time report.

I never told them what FA stood for.  Ha ha.

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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #66 on: September 03, 2010, 04:30:13 pm »
The part I thought was good news was "Holing up with whisky and anger again."
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #67 on: September 03, 2010, 09:08:46 pm »
That doesn't mean he's actually going to produce anything.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2010, 10:11:58 pm »
Yeah, but it ups the odds, at least.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #69 on: September 04, 2010, 01:25:19 am »
Once the bruises on his knuckles start healing anyway.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2010, 02:56:15 am »
What's Onstad going to tell his wife?
Nothing, he already told her twice
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #71 on: September 06, 2010, 01:30:28 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 01, 2010, 10:27:24 pm
A quick regression of mine predicts 9/4 will be the next strip.

YOU SO WRONG!!
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #72 on: September 06, 2010, 01:32:02 am »
Quote from: *****_god on September 06, 2010, 01:30:28 am
YOU SO WRONG!!
ha ha, yeah. should've adjusted for weekends.
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #73 on: September 06, 2010, 05:57:51 pm »
The problem is that the time off between  strips is increasing exponentially.  First days, now weeks.  Next: months?
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Re: Wanking Around, Wondering...
« Reply #74 on: September 07, 2010, 06:21:02 am »
This is why sometimes I go a year or so between reading it.
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