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[jay-ell]

Do or not do: there is no publishing doodles and undeveloped germs of ideas.

Do not be scat drop stylze donkey balls, do not be that because it is not nearly not good but just straight up poorly, jonesey.

scat drop stylze donkey balls

scat drop stylze donkey balls

scat drop stylze donkey balls

That is one well-developed germ of an idea, if I've ever seen one. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the rest of the night looking at pictures of unicorns and kittens, trying to get that horrifying image out of my head.

[pmcd9]

Ash gets a can for the high quality drunk posting.

[arkabee]

i wonder what the depressed cat is up to,
or the eternally 5 year old otter,
or the drunken 3rd-rate-porn-making tiger.

sigh.

[Dangermoose]

Just as men have nipples, does there come a time for fanfic?

I really hope not, but I ask questions.

[littlefallsmets]

Perhaps I will have to take it to the only place darker than even fanfic.

Parody songs.

[Dangermoose]

This might well be Todd for all we know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

[littlefallsmets]

I warned you sons of bitches, I WARNED YOU ALL:

TO THE TUNE OF THIS -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZbUOCqdSuw

Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand pop-up ads all askin' me
"Do you read comics?"
I'm like, "Yes, I do, sir."
"Well, here are ten anime tranny squirrel girls."

So I tell them, "No, you got it wrong, mister,
"Already got a squirrel and his name's Blister."
And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
"We got Penny Arcade and P-Versus-P."

And I say, "Anime? No -- I'm not that debauched yet!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; it's the rage with the kids now."
They got ten thousand strips about Dungeons and Dragons
Cafe Press shirts for sale
With minus-ten charisma

I'm in fuckin' Achewood,
I like to get stoned with a bear, eat some nachos, do some coding
And fly Airwolf.
It updates five or six times a year I guess
I like to dance like my ##### got ass.

So we talk and it turns out I hate assholes on couches
With video game jokes and far-too-hot spouses
And when they beg to me "Don't let Ray hurt me"
I say "I can't promise nothing"
"The dude has got no mercy."

And I say, "Anime? No -- I'm not that debauched yet!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; it's the rage with the kids now."
They got ten thousand strips about Dungeons and Dragons
Cafe Press shirts for sale
With minus-ten charisma

I'm in fuckin' Achewood,
I like to get stoned with a bear, eat some nachos, do some coding
And fly Airwolf.
It likes to update seven times a year I guess
I like to dance like my ##### got ass.

(instrumental)

I'm in fuckin' Achewood,
I like to get stoned with a bear, cook risotto, do some coding
And fly Airwolf.
It likes to update seven times a year I guess
I like to dance like my ##### got ass.

I like to dance like I got some ass in my #####
... fly Airwolf

[pmcd9]

clap - clap - clap...

[wombat]

Please, Chris Onstad, save us!

[pmcd9]

I tried to start a slow clap. I guess y'all weren't feeling it.

[miles]

Here you go.

Oh wait, you probably weren't going for that kind of slow clap.

[littlefallsmets]

Parody music is more of a "grim nod" thing than a "slow clap" thing, I guess.

[pmcd9]

Here you go.

Oh wait, you probably weren't going for that kind of slow clap.

Oh, yeah, that was it exactly. 

[JorgeFabregas]

I like smets' lyrics. That Ben Folds song seems like it was a throwaway goof, but the youtube comments proclaim its genius.