Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Hydroponic seltzer clams.

Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 26   Go Down

Author Topic: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field  (Read 42261 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Lister

  • Teodor
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 101
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 892
  • 2, 4, 6, 8, time to transubstantiate!
    • View Profile
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2010, 07:09:18 pm »

I have a team with Cowboys and Patriots on it.  This is what I hate about fake internet football.

Also I apparently draft solely on upside.

This should be interesting.
Logged
Lister.  Not that one, the other one.

pmcd9

  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2010, 08:23:03 pm »

How does one maneuver their teams?  Apparently there is a drag and drop feature, but I don't know what I am dragging or where to drop it.

Also, you can trade players?
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

Carlos del Vaca

  • The Mayor
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1316
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5007
  • Greetings from Banana Town
    • View Profile
    • bigfool.com
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2010, 08:41:21 pm »

To move players within your team:  Grab the blue block on the left for the player you want to move, then drag it down to where you want to move him (e.g. the bench).  Players who you can legally swap for him will light up yellow, and then when you drop it there it'll automatically move that guy to the other spot.  Click "Submit Changes" at the bottom when you're done.

To pick up free agents:  click Players: Add up near the top under My Team.  It'll walk you through finding who's available, and once you've picked someone, deciding who to drop from your roster.  Note that certain guys (the big stars/top ranked players) may not be cut from your roster, they're marked as such.

To make trades with other teams:  click Players: trade near the top under My Team.  Find the team you want to trade with, then the player you want to trade.  It'll walk you through marking who you want to offer.  The other team will then get a notification, and they can accept or decline (and then counter-offer, if desired).

Logged
My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2010, 08:59:11 pm »

Used to be you could switch to classic style to where you didn't have to drag and drop. Not sure if it's still an option. I gotta say, the more I look at my team the happier I am with it. This probably bodes pretty ill. Also, Paul, you can trade as well as add free agents, but in my experience most people just add folks as oppose to try to come up with some Herschel Walker-type monstrosity. Plus trades get voted on, if I recall.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

Carlos del Vaca

  • The Mayor
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1316
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5007
  • Greetings from Banana Town
    • View Profile
    • bigfool.com
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2010, 01:58:27 pm »

Yeah, when a trade comes up, you get an e-mail allowing you to vote on it (non-votes are considered "yes").  The key here is "Vote on whether you think this trade is fair," not "Do you want to shoot this trade down just because you don't like it."  If someone having a shitty year starts trading away all their best players to one team for crap, vote that shit down.  Doesn't come up too much, fortunately.
Logged
My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.

pmcd9

  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2010, 02:42:01 pm »

You vote on all trades, not just your own?
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

Carlos del Vaca

  • The Mayor
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1316
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5007
  • Greetings from Banana Town
    • View Profile
    • bigfool.com
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2010, 02:55:11 pm »

Yup.  You don't HAVE to vote, though, if you think it's an OK trade or you just don't give a shit, don't bother clicking through.
Logged
My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2010, 04:06:15 pm »

You vote on all trades, not just your own?

You pretty much just vote on your own by virtue of submitting the request. As was mentioned earlier, mostly you're just voting to make sure someone who is out of the playoffs isn't dumping his best players to get his friend an advantage. The only other issue would maybe be someone trying to trade TO for Brees or something, to take advantage of someone who doesn't know much about football.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

Carlos del Vaca

  • The Mayor
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1316
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5007
  • Greetings from Banana Town
    • View Profile
    • bigfool.com
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2010, 04:32:37 pm »

I've never been much of a trader.  If there's a real obvious need-for-need situation (I have four good relief pitchers but no outfielders!  You have five good outfielders but no relief pitchers!  Let's talk!), then fine.  But too often I feel like I'm being taken for a ride.

The league I used to be in had two guys who were wheeler-dealers, who loved making the deals for their own sake.  One of them in particular was really persistent, e-mailing me and IMing me daily when he wanted to make a deal.  He would spend a lot of time talking about how great the guy he wanted to trade to me was, how it would be good for my team.  Which always led to the question, "If this guy is so great, then why do YOU want to make this deal?"  He rarely had a good answer for that.
Logged
My friends call me the Mayor.
My enemies don't call me anything.  'Cuz they're all dead.

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2010, 01:47:28 pm »

Arian Foster delivered a third of my point total this week by himself. I drafted him in the 10th round. So there's that.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2010, 03:05:00 pm »

I think I'm 2-2 to start the season. Fuck the Chefs.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

miles

  • Stinkfist
  • VIP
  • Ocular Shenanigans
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 10030
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 3476
    • View Profile
    • Last.fm
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2010, 01:28:09 am »

But did you see that punt return?
Logged
Order is indeed the dream of man, but chaos, which is only another word for dumb, blind, witless chance, is still the law of nature. - Wallace Stegner

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2010, 01:58:55 am »

I saw lots of horrible things in that game. That was but one of them.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

jaydub

  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1493
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5056
  • Arrant pedantry
    • View Profile
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2010, 04:48:33 pm »

Its just the inevitable outcome of having Norv Turner as head coach.
Logged
If you desire peace, work for justice.

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: The Frozen Tundra of TOUAMB Field
« Reply #44 on: September 16, 2010, 02:30:27 am »

I don't think Norv is the only problem. The Bolts have had so many problems in the front office since, well, forever. I think, Ash, you have it exactly right. I also think that the window may have alread closed - we should have made a few moves when we had Gates and Tomlinson in their prime. I think our troubles drafting in the secondary kind of screwed us, and then we sort of used up Tomlinson and didn't have the greatest O-line, and now I'm depressed.

Gee, thanks guys!
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5 ... 26   Go Up