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[AugustWest]

What's the big idea puttin' the hex on my QB?  You some kinda ju-ju man?

[Carlos del Vaca]

Edit:  Okay, actually that didn't work for me.  The only place it's allowing me to drag any player is into the "empty" spot and then it will only allow me to drag that player back to it's original spot.  I'm doing something wrong obviously, but I have to go right now.  I'll look at this when I get back home tonight.

If you are having trouble with the drag & drop interface, try the "classic" interface (there's radio buttons at the bottom of your roster for that).  That will give each player a drop-down menu showing which positions he's eligible for.

[Choop]

if i hexed him it'd be the first and only time it ever worked, and i didn't really want it to work THAT well :x

[jaydub]

I think you're pretty safe, Jay.  Witten's best would be about a 10-12 point day, and between Manning and Jacobs you've easily got that covered as long as they are not actually dead*.

Eli has previously contributed negative points to my total, and Jacobs is splitting time with Bradshaw, so in my view this was far from a done deal.  Combine that with the opening quarter to this game and I was watching my chances slip away.  In a catch up game the RB gets few touches, and the QB takes sack after sack and throws high risk balls.  Witten on the other hand is money in the bank.  Had he not fumbled he would have been close to 18 points, and that was with Kitna throwing to him for most of the game.

[Nabubrush]

Which one of you poor fuckers has Randy Moss? Who do you want to see hire him?

[jaydub]

Randy Moss serves primarily as a way to get lesser receivers the ball - assuming he's in an offense that can actually get the ball to receivers.

[Nabubrush]

Well, right now he primarily serves french fries or some shit.

[Choop]

randy moss's owner? yep, that would be me. (._. )

so, not like it matters, or anything. it isn't like he's on the do-not-drop list. huh? oh, he is? oh, okay then.


dude's been underperforming the whole season, regardless of team. yesterday projected 8.05 pts, reached 0.92. my qbs teamed up for 6.03 pts yesterday. team defenses? 10 pts combined. maybe the odds aren't against me finishing the season with a single win, i dunno. to win this week i need kevin walter to get over 62.8 points on his own. maybe next year i'll have a better chance.

[jaydub]

Oh holy crap.  Serves me right for not reading the news this morning.  Maybe the Raiders will pick him up.

(jaydub dies laughing)

[Nabubrush]

It was looking like I might just pull it off, and then Squab threw a TD. Oh well. Maybe the Colts will go with the popular "only field goals from here on out" option.

[pmcd9]

It was looking like I might just pull it off, and then Squab threw a TD. Oh well. Maybe the Colts will go with the popular "only field goals from here on out" option.

I hadn't seen Monday Night Football since it moved to cable.  Those announcers were hella annoying.  I'm not exactly a  big Texans fan, but I really didn't want to listen to them stroking Manning's cock for 3 hours.

[Nabubrush]

I call THESE GUYS the the bungees, because they make me want to jump off a bridge.

[Choop]

to win this week i need kevin walter to get over 62.8 points on his own.

* Choop cuts

[Nabubrush]

Actually, I did. I noticed yesterday that Squab's pick damn near won it for me. Then I was worried when he threw his TD, and then Arian Foster (nice name) did come roaring back. Viniateri helped, too, but I wasn't expecting that what with Big Baby Head and all.

[jaydub]

Squab (boyo, I like that) turned the ball over and took enough sacks to net me less than three points.

I can't think of him with any other name now.  I was watching the thing on tape delay last night while reading Touamb and read Paul's comment about stroking Manning's cock right as Gruden started lionizing him.  It was one of those moments where I wanted to explain to my wife what I was laughing about - but the telling would require so much backstory that the funny wouldn't translate.