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Re: Blood Sugar Levels
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2010, 09:59:47 pm »

the idea of a medical condition that only happens to a person during pregnancy is hard to wrap my mind around.  i didnt mean to sound so overly dramatic, its just.... weird.

Dude, all of pregnancy is a medical condition that only lasts nine months.

And it's a good thing, too, because if it lasted any longer, no woman would ever have more than one biological child. As it is, I think the only reason we keep having kids is because apparently it's a big cosmic joke that all moms are in on where whenever a first-(second, third) time mom complains about pregnancy everyone tells her, "the second (third/fourth/eleventh) one is easier." It's a lie, a damned dirty lie, every child you give birth to sucks away a greater percentage of your remaining physical and mental strength.

You know that Duggar woman? If she'd stopped at two or she'd have been a nobel prize winner and olympic athlete by now.

I love my kids.
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Re: Blood Sugar Levels
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2010, 06:44:28 am »

So Bill Simmons theory that women lose twelve percent of their "non-craziness" with every child is true?
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2010, 08:04:26 am »

I can't follow this thread because it will make my Asperger's flare up.

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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2010, 02:29:12 pm »

Dude, all of pregnancy is a medical condition that only lasts nine months.

ha.

ha ha.

hahahaha.

ehoahahaheoahahahahahaha.

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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2010, 09:08:30 pm »

My wife's theory is that pregnancy causes focal amnesia, so you don't remember how rotten you felt the next time the opportunity rolls around.  I think a reasonable explanation for women like Duggar is that resistance to childbearing is a function of intelligence which gets eaten away with each successive child.

My kids are great.  My wife is highly accomplished.
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Re: Blood Sugar Levels
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2010, 04:39:57 am »

My brother has diabeetus and therefore has REAL blood sugar level problems.

People who are using said phenomenon so they can feel better about being a big fat hungry hippo can gtfo
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2010, 02:24:08 pm »

My brother has diabeetus and therefore has REAL blood sugar level problems.

People who are using said phenomenon so they can feel better about being a big fat hungry hippo can gtfo

it's weird like what if there was a link between being a big fat hungry hippo and diabeetus?

oh well, at least diabeetus isn't, like, common, or, like, becoming more and more prevalent.

i mean, that would be horrible.
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2010, 12:26:39 am »

it's weird like what if there was a link between being a big fat hungry hippo and diabeetus?

oh well, at least diabeetus isn't, like, common, or, like, becoming more and more prevalent.

i mean, that would be horrible.

He has type-something diabeetus, which is genetic/inherited or something, it's the other one which is caused by big fat hungry hippo-ness.

I think. He's always been pretty svelte anyway.
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2010, 02:58:56 am »

That would be Type 1, AKA Juvenile Diabetes. (You can call him juvenile all you want now.) That's the thing they just told me my daughter doesn't have, thank heaven.
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2010, 01:52:11 pm »

That would be Type 1, AKA Juvenile Diabetes. (You can call him juvenile all you want now.) That's the thing they just told me my daughter doesn't have, thank heaven.

That's fantastic JL, very happy for you
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2010, 04:45:08 pm »

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