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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1215 on: July 16, 2012, 10:58:32 pm »
Pearls before swine, inev.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1216 on: July 16, 2012, 11:29:38 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 16, 2012, 10:19:08 pm
I have this stupid idea that if you explain things to people they will understand them.

Give this up now. It's nothing but heartbreak.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1217 on: July 17, 2012, 03:14:56 pm »
Insane coworker yesterday: the iPhone is provably the best phone because it sells more than any individual model of any other phone and all the other companies do is copy it. I stayed out if it. People tried to point out things iPhone did second but he'd just say really loud "but they still sell more, they still sell more." This is the same guy who when discussing what he'll do when he wins the lottery complains that the really high-end clothes don't have any logos on them so he'll still have to keep buying the stuff that's a step or two down so people can see the logos.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1218 on: July 17, 2012, 03:39:38 pm »
So I assume he buys every album that hits #1 on the Billboard charts, since obviously those are the best ones since they sell the most.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1219 on: July 17, 2012, 04:09:03 pm »
If I get that rich I'll have a personal tailor.  No labels, but best of all, no tags.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1220 on: July 17, 2012, 05:26:22 pm »
If I get that rich, I'mma buy a minor league baseball team and wear a new fancy top hat to every game.

Tossing the top hat into the crowd at the end of each contest.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1221 on: July 17, 2012, 06:33:56 pm »


The guy that posted this works as a consultant and has several mortgages out on multiple rental properties that he and his wife own & manage for additional income.

But he has a vegetable garden! Fight the power!

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« Last Edit: July 17, 2012, 10:11:39 pm by jay-ell »
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1222 on: July 18, 2012, 09:41:41 pm »
You know what I hate?  Extremely poor poster lay out!



"Dan Silljer and... who?", oh you want me to look up and to the left now, okay.  "In support of creative August 2nd..."" no wait... Terrible.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1223 on: July 18, 2012, 11:01:38 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on July 17, 2012, 06:33:56 pm


The guy that posted this works as a consultant and has several mortgages out on multiple rental properties that he and his wife own & manage for additional income.

But he has a vegetable garden! Fight the power!

Edit: image tag

That made me laugh as hard as all the ' DONT BUY GAS ON TUESDAY! ' kind of posts. The delusion that walmart will feel your personal boycott is sad. Is the dude really telling me to revert to a barter and trade economy? Because FU banks? yikes.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1224 on: July 18, 2012, 11:10:06 pm »
I do not know if WalMart has to feel my boycott for it to me a moral choice that I have made not to shop in their store. I do not have any delusions that anyone gives a shit. But I will not give them my paychecks, which would be a lot lower if I were not unionized.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1225 on: July 18, 2012, 11:13:36 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on July 18, 2012, 11:10:06 pm
I do not know if WalMart has to feel my boycott for it to me a moral choice that I have made not to shop in their store. I do not have any delusions that anyone gives a shit.

This, plus I will steal from them.  They are the only store/person I will steal from.  To make myself feel even better about it I won't even steal things I need anymore, only useless shit I'll throw away.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1226 on: July 20, 2012, 01:00:51 pm »


LOL.

Edit: OMG. Pedro just told me that the second of those posts is in extremely poor taste because there was a shooting at a screening of the film in Colorado, killing 12 and injuring 50. I had no idea.

I thought the guy who posted the second status was an idiot. Now I know he's a jerk.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1227 on: July 20, 2012, 04:28:16 pm »
I am going to have a Problem if I keep reading/commenting on my neighborhood facebook page.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1228 on: July 22, 2012, 02:36:38 am »
http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/07/12/judging-a-book-by-its-cover-a-6-year-old-guesses-what-classic-novels-are-all-about/

A 6 year old takes some guesses about classic books based on their cover art. That kid is going to be seriously confused when she learns A Clockwork Orange is not in fact about colorful fancy *****s.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #1229 on: July 22, 2012, 03:02:51 am »
"The story is about a very very hairy eagle who hangs out with fancy ladies."
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