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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2010, 10:16:47 pm »

This gem just came in from my uncle.

The email was titled Soooooooooo True!

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I Am the Democratic Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare.
I am an White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker.
I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.

I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in American products and buy them whenever I can.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary, Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don't work!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English. I believe there should be no other language option.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God if, when and where they want to.
   
My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, nor was a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to change it to look like Russia or China, or other socialist countries!

If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.  (And take Barack Hussein Obama and his group with you.)   Massachusetts started the ball rolling.  Keep it going.

I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat of our biggest problems.

I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license.

I think it's good....  And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money..

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause....  Get a job and do your part to support yourself and your family!

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know....

We want our country back!   My Country.....

I hope this offends all illegal aliens.

My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution & the War of 1812. 
My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War,
My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War,
My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War,
My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I,
My father watched as his friends died in WW II,

I watched as my friends died in  Vietnam, Panama & Desert Storm.

My son watched & bled as his friends  have died in Afghanistan and Iraq .
None of them died for the Mexican Flag. Everyone died for the American flag.

Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole, other students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.

California  high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.

Enough is enough

This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .

We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.

I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the American flag.

If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know.  I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.

And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.

AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !

Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !

This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:

1. Get  a sponsor !

2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !

3. Live by OUR rules !

4. Get a job !

5. Pay YOUR Taxes !

6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !

7. NOW find a place to lay your head !

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE  PART OF THE PROBLEM !

We've gone so far the other way . . .  bent over backwards not to offend anyone.

I don't care if you are offended.

Why doesn't anyone care if I am offended?

WAKE UP America ! ! !
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2010, 10:43:09 pm »

I hope that no one ever died for a flag.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #47 on: October 12, 2010, 12:12:47 am »

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I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !

I demand that all state flags be taken down. Especially the flags of those crazy secession-talking states Alaska and Texas.

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #48 on: October 12, 2010, 12:43:53 am »

does like nobody know that ben franklin thought an instituted national language would be counter to the goals he and his bros were laying out.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #49 on: October 12, 2010, 01:53:21 am »

does like nobody know that ben franklin thought an instituted national language would be counter to the goals he and his bros were laying out.

I was going to ask what folks here thought about this issue, but I didn't want to be held responsible for the outcome. But now that you've brought it up...

I heard recently that a lot of conservatives aren't too fond of Thomas Jefferson, and it wouldn't surprise me if Ben has his share of haters in certain circles.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #50 on: October 12, 2010, 01:56:15 am »

What do they think of Thomas Paine?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2010, 02:30:00 am »

They were all golden gooses that sometimes shit a rotten egg, is what I'm saying.

do you ever know how to trim the fat.  you get a can for the rad idea-butchery.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2010, 02:40:06 am »

As far as the flag goes, in my opinion, the flag's a wonderful thing but the idea of suppressing First Amendent rights to protect a symbol of that very type of freedom is, like, a mind-bending example of how far people will go to try and twist the American ideals into some kind of watered-down reused-coffee-grounds twice-baked fascism.

I don't know how much more you can miss the point of this currently-shaky experiment.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2010, 03:00:40 am »

Unc is on a roll today...

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Isn't this depressing?
 
Current European tax rates:

United Kingdom
Income Tax: 50%
VAT: 17.5% TOTAL: 67.5%

France
Income Tax: 40%
VAT: 19.6% TOTAL: 59.6%

Greece
Income Tax: 40%
VAT: 25% TOTAL: 65%

Spain
Income Tax: 45%
VAT: 16% TOTAL: 61%

Portugal
Income Tax: 42%
VAT: 20% TOTAL: 62%

Sweden
Income Tax: 55%
VAT: 25% TOTAL: 80%

Norway
Income Tax: 54.3%
VAT: 25% TOTAL: 79.3%

Netherlands
Income Tax: 52%
VAT: 19% TOTAL: 71%

Denmark
Income Tax: 58%
VAT: 25% TOTAL: 83%

Finland
Income Tax: 53%
VAT: 22% TOTAL: 75%

If youve started to wonder what the real costs of socialism are going to be,
once the full program in these United States hits your wallet, take a look
at the table. As you digest these mind-boggling figures, keep in mind that
in spite of these astronomical tax rates, these countries are still not
financing their social welfare programs exclusively from tax revenues! They
are deeply mired in public debt of gargantuan proportions. Greece has
reached the point where its debt is so huge it is in imminent danger of
defaulting. That is the reason the European economic community has
intervened to bail them out. If youre following the financial news, you
know Spain and Portugal are right behind Greece .

The United States is now heading right down the same path. The VAT tax in
the table is the national sales tax that Europeans pay. Stay tuned because
that is exactly what you can expect to see the administration proposing
after the fall elections. The initial percentage in the United States isnt
going to be anywhere near the outrageous numbers you now see in Europe .
Guess what, the current outrageous numbers in Europe didnt start out as
outrageous either. They started out as minisculeright around the 1% or 2%
where they will start out in the United States . Magically however, they
ran up over the years to where they are now. Expect the same thing here.

It is the notion that with hard work and perseverance, anybody can get ahead
economically here. Do you think that can ever happen with tax rates between
60% and 80%? Think again. With the government taking that percentage of
your money, your life will be exactly like life in Europe . You will never
be able to buy a home. You will never buy a car. You will never send your
children to college. Lets not shuffle the battle cry of the socialists
under the rug either. Its always the same cry. Equalize income. Spread
the wealth to the poor (whoever they are). Level the economic playing
field. Accomplish that and everything will be rosy.

Its time to take a really hard look at reality. Greece is a perfect
example. Despite the socialism system that has ruled this country for
decades, with a 65% tax rate, they are drowning in public debt, would have
defaulted without hundreds of billions in bailout money, and still. . .20%
of their population lives in poverty. What has all that socialism money
bought, besides ultimate power for the politicians running the show? Do you
think these people are "free"? They're not. They are slaves to their
economic "system."

This is where we are going unless we throw the present Congress and Obama
out.

Instead of spreading the wealth around, spread this around. It might wake
some people up.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2010, 03:24:29 am »

Those poor carless, homeless, uneducated Europeans.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2010, 04:15:06 am »

I love how emails like that have so many bizarre non-sequiturs.

it reminds me of Basil Marceaux.
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« Reply #56 on: October 12, 2010, 07:49:44 am »

Whenever I read something about US politics it seems that the person writing is almost always convinced that if the other guy wins it will literally mean the end of the world. There's just a level of drama that we don't get in politics over here. But I guess I read more entertaining/fringy stuff about other countries politics than I do about my own.
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« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2010, 12:38:16 pm »

Whenever I read something about US politics it seems that the person writing is almost always convinced that if the other guy wins it will literally mean the end of the world.

the loudest asshole gets the most attention.  the fringe-y drama queens are the loudest because why else would people care about thier ideas?  like that stereotypical homeless guy with the sandwich board that reads, "the end is near" on one side and, "repent ye" on the other.  if he just stood there quietly, passers by would have an easier time paying him no mind.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #58 on: October 12, 2010, 01:28:47 pm »

I'm quite glad that patriots have...at least for the symbolism and shared belief it indicates, if not the physical entity.

But yeah, nice rabble-rousing in that one.

Semantics, Ash, semantics.  You guys are making the exactly same point.

I'm glad patriots have died for what the flag symbolizes.  I despise when "patriots" conflate the piece of cloth with what it symbolizes.  It makes my blood boil when cynics intentionally confuse the symbol and the symbolized.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #59 on: October 12, 2010, 01:43:14 pm »

"the end is near" on one side and, "repent ye" on the other.  if he just stood there quietly, passers by would have an easier time paying him no mind.

A friend and I were thrilled when we actually saw a guy with that sign (or at least the 'the end is near' half) in the valley (downtown sort of area) one day and then were incredibly disappointed when it turned out the other side of his sign was about a local record store having a closing down sale. What a cynical age we live in.
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