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Author Topic: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor  (Read 6033 times)

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Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« on: November 19, 2010, 12:49:09 am »

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I had a similar reaction to Pandora and Facebook's coziness, although mine resulted in "Clint Eastwood" being played.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 12:54:01 am »

I... still listen to CDs.

This is more proof that I Am Old Now.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 01:49:02 am »

"That's OK. Just go ahead." got a bona fide cackle out of me.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 02:17:07 am »

all this connectedness to the 'tubes is really effin creepy.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 02:21:08 am »

Would this be more amusing if I had any idea who those guys are?
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 03:12:46 am »

I hadn't considered they were anything other than the imaginings of a fog-addled comic writer.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 03:46:49 am »

I kind of want to see that Skype chat.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 04:30:41 am »

so, Onstad is old? Is that the joke?

The other day at work these ladies were complaining about the screens on our registers that display their purchases and the price for each item. "Do people not believe in privacy anymore? Everyone can see what I'm buying!"
I can't think of any response to that other than... "shut up."

maybe "food chain, get used to it."
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 04:49:08 am »

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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 12:03:45 pm »

If I click on those links am I still going to have to see soulful photos of Jimmy Wales at the top of the page? It's as bad as the public radio fund drives.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 12:49:10 pm »

Yes. And it's worse. He's sort of an odd looking dude. If I were him I wouldn't be photographed from so many different angles.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 03:25:56 pm »

so, Onstad is old? Is that the joke?

The other day at work these ladies were complaining about the screens on our registers that display their purchases and the price for each item. "Do people not believe in privacy anymore? Everyone can see what I'm buying!"
I can't think of any response to that other than... "shut up."

maybe "food chain, get used to it."

Wait... what?  Were the items... concealed in her cart/basket?  When you are in a public place... people can typically see the actual items you are buying can't they?  How are words on a screen less private than people seeing the actual item?  How are items you are purchasing publically, in a public place, related to privacy in any way?  Don't you work at a grocery store?  Does she want her cucumber to be concealed in a nondescript paper wrapper?  If so, what exactly is she doing with said cucumber if it is tied to a sense of shame/privacy?  I... uhh... *head explodes*

Sometimes I think that society can go to hell.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 05:06:21 pm »

Wait... what?  Were the items... concealed in her cart/basket?  When you are in a public place... people can typically see the actual items you are buying can't they?  How are words on a screen less private than people seeing the actual item?  How are items you are purchasing publically, in a public place, related to privacy in any way?  Don't you work at a grocery store?  Does she want her cucumber to be concealed in a nondescript paper wrapper?  If so, what exactly is she doing with said cucumber if it is tied to a sense of shame/privacy?  I... uhh... *head explodes*

Sometimes I think that society can go to hell.

This reminds me of my ex who once yelled at me for saying we needed more D batteries in public where people could hear. In her head anybody hearing this would think we needed them for a sex toy as opposed to a flashlight or something.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 06:37:51 pm »

This reminds me of my ex who once yelled at me for saying we needed more D batteries in public where people could hear. In her head anybody hearing this would think we needed them for a sex toy as opposed to a flashlight or something.

People would just think you were headed to an Eagles game.
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Re: Nov 18th 2010 - Get in Bed With That Boy, Teodor
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2010, 02:02:55 pm »

This reminds me of my ex who once yelled at me for saying we needed more D batteries in public where people could hear. In her head anybody hearing this would think we needed them for a sex toy as opposed to a flashlight or something.

Heh, I had the opposite issue. I was buying a big pack of AAA batteries from Batteries Plus or somesuch and the guy who was ringing me up said, "gotta keep those remotes working, eh?" Pedro and I exchanged looks and I said, "remote...yeah."

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