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Merry Christmas
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2003, 06:41:28 pm »
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some garlic seasoned pecans


That's the kicker right there.  I'm not sure what it is with Paul and talking about these bizarre foodstuffs, but it is a most unsettling trend.
As for me, I got some rad stuff... some CDs and books, a K Records wallet (I'm just soooo indie), and a red cardigan with skulls and crossbones on it.
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« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2003, 02:06:34 am »
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...while the rest of us have laughed at the poorly-translated instructions.  (Turn with spanner until shrapnel be cocked!)


Yeah, well, Santa brought me the Catch-22 board game, too, and this made perfect sense, although let me emphasize that for next Christmas I would perhaps maybe like to receive the "sold separately" protective eyewear. You know, as a stocking stuffer or whatever.
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« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2003, 02:10:29 am »


On keyboard we got Audrey
Hit all those keys Audrey
Just have a great old time

PARAPHRASE: My word that is adorable
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« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2003, 02:43:42 am »
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PARAPHRASE: My word that is adorable


'Tis rather. And I'm usually immune to such things (kids).

I have to say that my mom loved her personalized Achewood volumes. Which is good.
My present to my bro, apart from three cds I got him, hasn't arrived yet (volume two of an anime that my mom got him the ltd edition box set starter of, myself having done so a month or so again - see current sig!), since Amazon.com are sucking at the moment.
My orders from .co.uk were fine though.
I just got a couple of books (good ones) and a game or two. Oh, and some Miyazaki DVDs from my mom. Which is good.
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« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2003, 11:41:46 am »
This year I got capybaras and I got to quit my old job.  So for once in my life, I didn't care that much about presents.  I'm sure I'll get over that pretty quickly though.
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« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2003, 04:32:30 pm »
For a second there I thought that said you got "crappy bras," like from Vinnie's Secret or something.

Then I clicked the link and looked at the photos of giant rodents.  If I saw these things in the woods behnd my house I'd refer to them as "critters" and shoot them.

Then some of the locals would grill and eat them.

And I live just outside the fourth largest city on the East Coast!
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« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2003, 05:44:02 pm »
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the fourth largest city on the East Coast!


Now that's a claim to fame if I've ever heard one.
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« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2003, 06:03:07 pm »
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Then I clicked the link and looked at the photos of giant rodents.  If I saw these things in the woods behnd my house I'd refer to them as "critters" and shoot them.

Then some of the locals would grill and eat them.


They are apparently quite tasty and in South America you are allowed to eat them at Lent because they swim.
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« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2003, 09:05:36 pm »
When I saw those pictures, I flashed on Sylvester white-faced and ashamed before his precocious son.  GIANT KILLER MICE!  Oh the shame.
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« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2003, 05:37:53 am »
Capsule response time because I forgot about this thread for way too long --

Paul: Wow, my sympathies. That's a profoundly crappy Christmas, although I did laugh at your giving your banana bread to a homeless guy.

Limmo: Wow, Audrey is entirely adorable. And you ended up with the same Sanryobuki shirt as I did -- woohoo!

Carlos: Oh. My. God. I'm so sorry. So, so sorry.

Wombat: Any Christmas involving capybaras is the best Christmas ever. And lovely capybaras they are.
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« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2003, 06:07:49 am »
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I got a sweat suit that is two sizes too large (well maybe not for long if I get hooked on the Someburger) a loaf of homemade bananna bread that my sister made (I gave it to a homeless guy), a gift card in an undisclosed amount from Wal-Mart, a tree ornament (i've never had a tree, btw), some garlic seasoned pecans (thrown away), and an MRE (best gift).  That's right, my best gift was a freebie stolen from the Air Force and given me by a total stranger in a gift exchange.  I'm not feeling very loved right now.


I forgot one, a 12' tape measure (now broken)

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« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2003, 07:45:28 am »
You're not supposed to try to wrap it around your dick, Paul.



That is the finest compliment I have ever offered to anyone, btw.
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« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2003, 08:06:28 am »
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You're not supposed to try to wrap it around your dick, Paul.



That is the finest compliment I have ever offered to anyone, btw.


Dude, those things have razor sharp edges, I ain't lettin' it get anywhere near my dick.  Thanks for the compliment though.

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« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2003, 03:23:49 am »
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This year I got capybaras and I got to quit my old job.  So for once in my life, I didn't care that much about presents.  I'm sure I'll get over that pretty quickly though.


I quit my job too!  We are job-quitting sisters!  Now I can monitor this board full-time.  (Yeah, right.)  

Does this mean you don't work at the zoo any more?
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« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2003, 05:32:47 am »
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Does this mean you don't work at the zoo any more?


I was wondering that too.

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