I get 100% of my news from the Daily Show, so keep me up on the UFO happenings.
I saw a(n? an UFO doesn't seem right) UFO at Chimney Rock, NE at like 4 am stoned off my ass. They don't just let you walk up to national monument type things, I have been learning. We were standing outside of my car, wondering where we would sleep since we couldn't go to the monument and sleep in car, when these three huge blue lights shined above us and then flew off into the distance really fast. I have been stoned enough in my life to feel 100% confident this was real and not some paranoia/trip, though I do doubt it was UFOs. It was something pretty crazy.
The same person who I was on this road trip with and I once drove to the Grand Canyon. We got to the Grand Canyon about 2 in the morning after sleeping on a friends floor in San Fran for a 3 or 4 nights and spending about 30 hours in the car driving around cali and nevada high as fuck on adderal. Anyways, we didn't even know we were at the Grand Canyon and had to turn around and drive to Utah cause that was the closest hotel we found for under $100 and you can't sleep in your car on the road anywhere close to the grand canyon. We slept way past when we were supposed to check out, and I remember some issues cause Arizona doesn't do daylight savings time or something. The next night we found out that the four corners closes at night and you have to pay to get in. We did not stick around for that bullshit.
If I would have seen UFO's that night I would have accepted it as a hallucination.