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Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« on: January 11, 2011, 08:17:42 pm »

I hope you don't get any hot bloody fat on you on your special day!
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 09:08:02 pm »

Thanks, youse mugs.

I commented on one of Pedro's posts on Facebook, and in a subsequent comment he referred to me as the Mayor (and the thread was not exclusively comprised of TOUAMB people).  That cracked me up.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 09:45:51 pm »

I saw that thread.  Made me smile.
Welcome to the 41 club :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 10:23:48 pm »

I commented on one of Pedro's posts on Facebook, and in a subsequent comment he referred to me as the Mayor (and the thread was not exclusively comprised of TOUAMB people).  That cracked me up.

You mean you haven't adopted that as your nickname IRL?

Happy Birthday old man.  Have some nachos and cake.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 10:37:51 pm »

May you have many more days of joy ahead. You are a good mayor.

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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 10:49:55 pm »

Rock on oh figurehead of local governance.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2011, 10:54:22 pm »

many happy re-elections, dogg.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2011, 11:00:21 pm »

May the year be free of hot bloody fat.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2011, 06:33:32 am »

Happy birthday mang.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2011, 06:35:11 am »

I wish you a happy birthday, good sir.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2011, 02:13:56 pm »

You mean you haven't adopted that as your nickname IRL?

Imagine explaining that to people who don't know Achewood, and who may or may not comprehend the idea of imaginary internet friends on message boards.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2011, 02:31:29 pm »

You don't have to explain a nickname! It will make you fascinating and mysterious.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2011, 05:46:54 pm »

Imagine explaining that to people who don't know Achewood, and who may or may not comprehend the idea of imaginary internet friends on message boards.

You don't have to explain it, just be the Mayor.  The Mayor of banana town.
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Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2011, 09:48:06 pm »

My understanding is that the Mayor of Banana Town definitely doesn't have to bother with explaining. Anyone who wants an explanation, well, they're already dead (or something like that).

Sorry, been off the internet (what, what?) so happy belated birthday, Sir!
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