Hooray for you, well done under very tight limits. However I am kind of distracted by also wanting to give your daughter a standing ovation for getting her brother to sit still for a haircut. Remember, you should never perform with kids or animals, they always steal the spotlight.
It was a single, well-placed snip right up front. His screams of protest are what alerted me to the situation.
Her own hair did not fare so well. She came home with a comb-over. She'll have bangs again in a couple of months; his hair will take a year to reach pre-haircut levels, but at least it looks like normal boy-hair. (It was pretty long and shaggy; we'd decided to let him be a dirty little hippie and it was approaching critical levels of adorable-moppet-headiness.) All in all, it could have been worse.
I am really pleased with myself for doing this. I almost gave up and didn't go at all, and when I got there and saw probably 150 people in the audience, I almost bailed again. But when I finished, the overwhelming proportion of people there were applauding -- including many who had come to fight for "don't change my kid's particular school."
Pedro helped me a lot with winnowing this down from three pages and focusing on the points that were most likely to win over an audience of conservatives -- hence the flag-waving at the open and close. And of course, years of watching him excel at public speaking has taught me a lot. All in all, it was kind of a rush -- I was shaking like a leaf the whole time, but I could almost feel the soap box beneath my feet. When I turned to take my seat and saw people standing and cheering, I thought, "You hit that one out of the park."
Adrenaline, wow.