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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2011, 01:47:17 pm »
Maybe the league should contract. At least I'm not dead last.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2011, 07:38:41 pm »
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #92 on: April 18, 2011, 03:15:49 am »
Well played, DERP, the only reason I beatcha was I lucked out with a monster Sunday despite myself.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #93 on: April 18, 2011, 04:45:09 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on April 18, 2011, 03:15:49 am
Well played, DERP, the only reason I beatcha was I lucked out with a monster Sunday despite myself.

well, as they say on my team, HNGGGGGGGGH. though to be honest i worked something like 75 hours this week and kind of forgot baseball was being played. i just switched a shit ton of my roster around (3 on DL? awesome. what's that? 2 of them on can't cut? awesomer.) so that maybe next week i won't lose 7 to 2
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2011, 10:23:19 pm »
McCourts lose control of Dodgers because they are so fuck*ng mad at each other.

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B) If you are going to fuck people other than your spouse, make sure they are ok with it.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2011, 10:12:15 pm »
Well, I think it also has to do with them hell of mortgaging the team so that they can buy homes and such.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #96 on: April 23, 2011, 05:07:15 am »
christ a'mitey themoderndance. i knew my sticks weren't great but i thought my arms might save me. how are you doing what you are doing.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2011, 11:46:10 am »
Oh yeah, I am getting fuck*ng murdered this week too.

I'm writing this week off on my fuck*ng taxes next year.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #98 on: April 25, 2011, 03:36:24 am »
Fun on Mars had fun on kicking my goddamned ass.

Well done, sir.

Gotta figure out my starting pitching a bit more, you know.

Figure out who is actually going to turn it around and who is just terrible, sample size be damned.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #99 on: April 25, 2011, 01:52:23 pm »
Yeah, seriously, all the other games had the decency to end in a tie.  What's your problem?
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #100 on: April 25, 2011, 03:12:10 pm »
I feel like I really can't cut these two DL guys I have - but the pitcher, it says a rehab assignment is upcoming? I guess that's in the minors. Is he not going to pitch at all this year? It says that he's still owned in like 85% of leagues. There can't be that many people as clueless as I am, can there?
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #101 on: April 25, 2011, 03:42:20 pm »
Who you talkin bout Willis?
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #102 on: April 25, 2011, 05:09:05 pm »
I was talking about Phil Hughes, about whom Yahoo! says:

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RHP Phil Hughes will throw another bullpen session Monday. Hughes will test his fatigued right arm that one more time before heading for a minor-league rehab assignment on Thursday or Friday.

but I decided to dump him because he seems like a stiff. The other two guys are Evan Longoria, who even I know is supposed to be good, and Andrew Bailey, who is the guy who is still owned in all the leagues. I had conflated facts about my two gimpy pitchers.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #103 on: April 25, 2011, 06:43:06 pm »
I guess the assumption about Bailey is that when he comes back he will be THE closer for the A's.  "Bullpen by committee" is maddening for fantasy owners, so when you have a guy who gets EVERY save situation for his team, that's valuable.  Even if it's a shitty team that doesn't get that many save opportunities.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #104 on: April 26, 2011, 02:59:31 pm »
People love to go to Nationals games with me in theory.  "Oh, yeah, let me know when you have an extra ticket, I'd love to go."

In practice: "Tomorrow night?  Nah, no can do."
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