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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #165 on: July 04, 2011, 04:40:16 pm »
I looked through the thread: who is "The Modern Dance"?
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #166 on: July 04, 2011, 09:34:04 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on July 04, 2011, 04:40:16 pm
I looked through the thread: who is "The Modern Dance"?

Me. (I am)
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #167 on: July 04, 2011, 10:57:25 pm »
I listened to that album today, it is awesome.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #168 on: July 05, 2011, 03:26:33 am »
Quote from: miles on July 04, 2011, 09:34:04 pm
Me. (I am)

I thought so, but you know . . . Miles.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #169 on: July 05, 2011, 10:59:11 pm »
A third of my hitters are injured!
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #170 on: July 10, 2011, 11:18:36 pm »
(...without Jose Reyes, the Mets are basically terrible and so are the Mixed Pickles...)
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #171 on: July 11, 2011, 01:51:43 am »
Oh, hell and damnation. I left a kick-ass Whole Camels start on the bench today. Would have totally flipped this game the other way.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #172 on: July 11, 2011, 02:51:22 am »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on July 11, 2011, 01:51:43 am
Whole Camels

Is this a filter I am unaware of?
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #173 on: July 11, 2011, 03:50:57 am »
They give these ball players nowadays funny names.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #174 on: July 11, 2011, 04:24:28 am »
I don't give a damn.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #175 on: July 11, 2011, 01:11:29 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 11, 2011, 02:51:22 am
Is this a filter I am unaware of?

No, it's this guy.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #176 on: July 12, 2011, 12:28:29 pm »
Goddamn all-star break. I have a really good feeling about my line-up early this week. And according to my calculations, on Thursday it all goes to shit. fuck*ng all-star break.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #177 on: July 14, 2011, 12:51:26 pm »
OK kids. It's not so much the second half as it is the final third. Eight weeks to go in the regular season. The Pickles and Sloths are well out in front, while DERP, the Monkeys and the Dance bring up the rear (though there is ample time to stage a comeback). Looks like Oakey Blues, Banana Town and Fun on Mars will fight it out for the other two playoff spots, with one team left sitting outside all sad and lonely.  Good luck, everyone.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #178 on: July 25, 2011, 02:55:44 am »
DERP, your pitching ninja is strong. Very strong.

I lucked out a bit offensively and I salute you.
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Re: FakeBall Cowhide Sphere '11 - AKA Joe Schlabiotnik's Zobmie Corpse
« Reply #179 on: July 25, 2011, 04:54:19 am »
I had a pretty dang good batting rally today. It didn't help much though. The worst part is that my best performer on my imaginary team, Carl Crawford, hit .750, had two runs and drove in two more against my real life team and helped seal their 15th straight loss, a team record. Christ. What's worse than that, the Mariners are actually finally getting something done on offense. Where the fuck did the pitching go? When I went up to Seattle last and saw them beat the Yankees we were in contention to lead the division. Now, a winning record will be a fuck*ng miracle.
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