The OFFICIAL Unofficial Achewood Message Board

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

@achewood Chris waited all day for the Comcast repair guy, and he never showed up. What is he supposed to do with this cream pie?

Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 16   Go Down

Author Topic: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe  (Read 33949 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

littlefallsmets

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 363
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6294
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good
    • View Profile
    • this is where I jot down random ideas
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #75 on: March 22, 2011, 09:05:57 pm »
That would be about the funniest thing in the world... in terms of concept but not in terms of execution.

A Taiwan-style government-in-exile Achewood generated by fans while the creator is busy charging three bucks a month on scans of his doodles on subscription cards while waiting in the dentist's office.

It would be a bad idea and probably disasterous but the concept is hilarious.
Logged
I do the Tweets @Cecconi140

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #76 on: March 22, 2011, 09:47:25 pm »
I don't know about that. If Smells wrote it it might be pretty good.

And hey, we can just cut and paste the art and it probably wouldn't look any worse. Oh wait - we should do it like the dinosaur comic. Just pick one, and keep changing the dialogue over and over.
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

pmcd9

  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 608
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 12778
  • The Kid is up to no good
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #77 on: March 22, 2011, 10:00:06 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 22, 2011, 09:47:25 pm
Oh wait - we should do it like the dinosaur comic. Just pick one, and keep changing the dialogue over and over.

I nominate this strip.
Logged
I hope I never have to refer to a scone in spoken conversation.

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #78 on: March 22, 2011, 10:11:32 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 22, 2011, 08:39:22 pm
Yes, we are letting off steam.  What would you suggest, we talk about the comic?

I'm just surprised that this really bothers anyone that much. Am I the only one who remembers the brutally snide way he used to close threads? Every time? Did people think he got better? Dude has issues, and you can be glad that he's finally addressed why we aren't getting product from him, but don't fool yourself that because we heard from him everything is alright - because everything isn't going to be alright for him. No, there's nothing that say we have to forgive him for the way he mistreated us (thanks, lfm) but then again, I don't think he asked for it. You don't want to be treated like that, get out of the audience.

Axl, Kanye, Boz Scaggs, James Franco, Pablo Picasso, Chevy Chase, Eddie Vedder, Sylvia Plath, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Vincent Van Gogh, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, Amy Winehouse, Frank Black, Gene Simmons, James Cameron, Cristian Bale, Ozzy Osbourne, Ritchie Blackmore, Ted Nugent, Ike Turner, Chuck Berry, David Lee Roth, Glen Danzig, Phil Spector, Philip K. Dick, Harlan Ellison, Morrissey.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

Choop

  • Mod Squad
  • LAZARUS, Tasseled Loafer of the Powerful
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1010
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 4260
  • www dot at rick and morty dot com www
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #79 on: March 22, 2011, 10:20:29 pm »
Logged
Nobody exists on purpose; nobody belongs anywhere; everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

greenkoolayd

  • VIP
  • Sanryobuki Artificial Liver
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 697
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 2889
  • i make passes at girls who wear glasses.
    • View Profile
    • mi facebook
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2011, 10:24:39 pm »
i had a good cry last night and i wrote a sad poem in my diary.  now im ok.
Logged
"I could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won’t."

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2011, 10:38:38 pm »
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2011, 10:40:04 pm »
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

littlefallsmets

  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 363
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 6294
  • the perfect is the enemy of the good
    • View Profile
    • this is where I jot down random ideas
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #83 on: March 22, 2011, 10:42:37 pm »
If one was going to use just one Achewood strip over and over again for the purposes of Achewood-Taiwan and doing it Dinosaur Comics style, I'd think that the strip chosen would have to be the very most recent one, the one that talked about the new beginning and then ended up beginning nothing.

There would be a certain metatextual verve to that, making every strip a reminder that this is a record skipping on the last original strip.
Logged
I do the Tweets @Cecconi140

Doc

  • Growing Cucumbers of Impressive Dimensions
  • Writer's Workshoppers
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 1408
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 5017
  • an emergency backup pug
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #84 on: March 22, 2011, 11:17:57 pm »
Logged
Inev: 'A lot of things are ridiculous if you think about them long enough, you know?'

Nabubrush

  • Nightlife Mingus
  • VIP
  • Philippe is standing on it
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 448
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 8782
  • The cat wonders if the camera is a foodstuff.
    • View Profile
    • Intonarumoron
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #85 on: March 22, 2011, 11:23:36 pm »
I still have the new mailman strip on my desk.
Logged
Never feel that you're out of the loop, because the loop is you. - Platon

side_show

  • Sweet Fancy Moses
  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 501
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 6487
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #86 on: March 22, 2011, 11:32:31 pm »
Quote from: wombat on March 22, 2011, 09:47:25 pm
I don't know about that. If Smells wrote it it might be pretty good.

And hey, we can just cut and paste the art and it probably wouldn't look any worse. Oh wait - we should do it like the dinosaur comic. Just pick one, and keep changing the dialogue over and over.

If you only knew how good I am at magnetic poetry and mad libs, you would understand how right you are.  That's right, I've got an ego about my ability to shoe-horn words into places they don't actually belong.

Also, I have been bugging my husband to draw a comic I write for for some time, but he doesn't have the drive.
Logged
Abuse of power comes as no surprise.

wombat

  • English-Speaking Pizza
  • Mod Squad
  • Dude since Knucklehead times
  • *
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 644
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12493
  • Yeah man, these are pugs, not some fuck*ng lolcat.
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #87 on: March 22, 2011, 11:47:13 pm »
Quote from: side_show on March 22, 2011, 11:32:31 pm
Also, I have been bugging my husband to draw a comic I write for for some time, but he doesn't have the drive.

Nooo! We want to read this!
Logged
What is this, the fuckin' Algonquin Round Table or some shit?  - Nabu

If you're going to change your life then you have to change it every day, not just the days the world isn't taking a shit on you. -Doc

R2DTrousers

  • YOUR OLD FRIEND BLISTER
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 65
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Posts: 53
  • ...
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #88 on: March 22, 2011, 11:53:15 pm »
Man, say what you like about the Stad, but he looks like a saint compared to some of the fuckin sour-faced entitled whiny grudge-bearing has-been twats in this thread.
Mainly LFM, who seems to think that Onstad isn't acknowledging the role of the proletariat (mostly LFM) in the success of Achewood. Prick.

PS: love and hugs to most people on the thread who aren't human broken records.
Logged
Computer science uses electric machines (computers for example). A computer scientist will need math, science, and know-how to make and use computers.

side_show

  • Sweet Fancy Moses
  • Mod Squad
  • Philippe is standing on it.
  • Tiny cans of Dr Pepper: 501
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Female
  • Posts: 6487
    • View Profile
Re: HEY CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! WHERE ARE YOU? Finally answe
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2011, 12:01:07 am »
Quote from: wombat on March 22, 2011, 11:47:13 pm
Nooo! We want to read this!

Yeah, he's too tired after work to dedicate himself to such a task, and I can't draw characters consistently.  Maybe when I get a computer with more zazz I can find a program to do this for me.  The artwork will be shitty.  Or pilfered from vintage stock images a la Married to the Sea.

Also, R2DTrousers has clearly never been to an internet funeral before.  People will feel how they feel dude.  They will be mad with Daddy for leaving them behind.  Let it be.
Logged
Abuse of power comes as no surprise.
Pages: 1 ... 4 5 [6] 7 8 ... 16   Go Up
« previous next »