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Steak and Thick Bacon
« on: April 07, 2011, 07:48:39 pm »
« Last Edit: December 17, 2018, 10:42:34 pm by Asherdan »
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 08:45:37 pm »
Wrap the bacon up in the steak - that'll keep 'em on their toes!

I'm making spaghetti.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 08:58:35 pm »
Then put it all inside a turkey and... tursteacon?
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 08:59:32 pm »
Quote from: wombat on April 07, 2011, 08:58:35 pm
Then put it all inside a turkey and... tursteacon?

And then inside a Wampa, and take it out to the first marker.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 09:02:14 pm »
Just sear the steak.  You can't improve on perfection.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2011, 10:29:06 pm »
If you butterfly it, the bacon won't cook.  Pork fat has a higher melting temperature than beef.  Hot raw bacon - while adventurous - is probably a path best left untrod.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2011, 11:13:07 pm »
Quote from: jaydub
Hot raw bacon - while adventurous - is probably a path best left untrod.

Great name for a band, though.

Or a porn about sexy lesbian cops.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 12:23:59 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 07, 2011, 11:19:33 pm
OK, yeah that makes sense of the image I had in my mind of what the bacon would look like if I did that. I guess my subconscious knew what was bad for me in advance.

I thought you were cutting loose since the spouse wasn't home - what happened to that?
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 12:42:09 am »
Nothing like a little trichinosis when you're living the bachelor life, you're saying?
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 02:08:14 am »
Looks great!
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 02:12:33 am »
dont forget the butter, ya'll!
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 05:32:29 am »
I hope you had plenty of sour cream for slathering. The spaghetti was good and spicy as Hell.

It is "y'all". You + all.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2011, 06:02:29 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 08, 2011, 05:32:29 am
It is "y'all". You + all.

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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2011, 05:47:24 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 08, 2011, 05:32:29 am
It is "y'all". You + all.


Yeah dude, get your informal contractions right. Wait, are all contractions considered informal? Maybe ya'll is super informal, as in ya + all.
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Re: Steak and Thick Bacon
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2011, 02:41:36 am »
Quote from: miles on April 08, 2011, 05:47:24 pm
Yeah dude, get your informal contractions right. Wait, are all contractions considered informal? Maybe ya'll is super informal, as in ya + all.

No, no - it's just like any contraction. The apostrophe is marking where the word piece is missing. That's why ain't is such a bastardy fester-hole of a word. Not that this is a big deal to me or anything.
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