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Portal 2
« on: April 20, 2011, 08:49:28 am »
So, after seeing the pre-order thing for months on steam and deciding that it would be better if I held off until after exams I bought Portal 2 the day it was released.
Lots of fun so far, not quite the same feel as the first one, but interesting. Looking forward to getting my co-op on on the weekend with a friend back in brissie.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 10:56:52 am »
[[sigh]] every nerd at school has had a boner for this game.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 12:38:05 pm »
There's a joke in there about putting your boner in a portal or something.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 01:32:37 pm »
I liked the first one but stopped playing once it changed from puzzle-oriented to action-oriented. Or to put it another way: once I had to do things quickly it stopped being fun.

So I'll skip 2 partly because my computer likely won't even run it and partly because any game with co-op mode sounds like torture to me. I don't need other people seeing how bad I am.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2011, 04:27:24 pm »
Purchased, loaded, too busy to touch.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2011, 10:24:50 pm »
I'm kind of embarrassed about this, but the first one shipped with the Orange Box, so I've had it forever, and I've never played it. I'm kind of scared to, what with everyone saying it's the best thing since sliced hoohah.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2011, 10:33:49 pm »
It's not AMAZING.  It's not COMPLETELY revolutionary.

It's a first person puzzle game.  Kinda like those levels in all the other first person shooters where you have to flip the right levers to make the floors move a certain way so you can get to the cheese.

Same thing.

The game has some moxie though.  It is certainly worth a play through.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2011, 03:03:08 am »
Yeah a lot of the greatness of the first one is that I just  loaded it up without expecting anything and it managed to be fairly unique and really funny when I was expecting neither.

Second one is ok, for what it's worth Cort, there's a lot of scenes in 2 that look like they are time limited but really aren't. There's also more characters in this one, in a round about way, which I have mixed feelings about. More chance for humour, but I really loved the spartan feel the world of the first one had.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2011, 07:23:29 pm »
Quote from: Doc on April 21, 2011, 03:03:08 am
fairly unique

You guys are killing me lately.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2011, 09:47:28 pm »
The wife's a little bit pregnant?
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2011, 01:47:08 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on April 21, 2011, 07:23:29 pm
You guys are killing me lately.
Yeah, ok. Some aspects of it were unique and original while others were not?
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2011, 05:37:55 pm »
Quote from: Doc on April 22, 2011, 01:47:08 am
Yeah, ok. Some aspects of it were unique and original while others were not?

At least you didn't talk about what you were going to utilize the software for.
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2011, 09:58:21 pm »
I dislike snack as a verb.

"Snacking".

It makes me feel like the TV has won, and put roots in my family members heads.

We're snackers.  WE SNACK!  ALWAYS SNACKING!
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 06:57:52 am »
"nosh"
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Re: Portal 2
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 08:24:23 am »
sups and dins? What twee-ass bull shit is happening to language in Cali, Ash?

I approve of Nosh. When I hear nosh I mentally envision a ww1 vet hoeing into a raw potato without his teeth in, thoroughly enjoying every minute of it.
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