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Happy Birthday, you goon.
« on: June 29, 2011, 05:41:37 am »
Happy Birthday, Ash!

Despite the fact that we disagree on a seemingly endless list of things, I find you incredibly hard to ignore/dislike. You are a smart guy and a good person. Keep on doing that.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 06:14:21 am »
Hashy Ashday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 06:28:29 am »
Happy birthday old man.  Have a great one.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 08:02:57 am »
A new year of Ash: Older, Crankier, Drunker.

Looking forward to it, big man.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 08:31:20 am »
Fuck you, you dick!

Hey, shit, no . . . I meant Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 01:04:57 pm »
Every year, it surprises me that Ash has a birthday. It seems like he would have just sprung, fully-formed, from the sweat of Thor's brow or something.

Happy Birthday, may your swerve be epic.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 02:30:34 pm »
I always imagine him rising slowly out of a swamp, with camo makeup smeared all over his face. And maybe a knife clenched in his teeth.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 02:36:22 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on June 29, 2011, 02:30:34 pm
I always imagine him rising slowly out of a swamp, with camo makeup smeared all over his face. And maybe a knife clenched in his teeth.

On hossback.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2011, 02:43:07 pm »
youre my fake-internet-peer, but you have the wisdom and crotchetiness of an uncle.  happy birthday.  i hope youre getting what you deserve, right this minute. 
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2011, 02:58:05 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on June 29, 2011, 02:43:07 pm
youre my fake-internet-peer, but you have the wisdom and crotchetiness of an uncle.
He called you avuncular! Are you going to sit there and take that?
Quote from: greenkoolayd on June 29, 2011, 02:43:07 pm
i hope youre getting what you deserve, right this minute. 
Or as the Chinese say, may you live in interesting times.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 06:00:47 pm »
Enjoy your nachos!
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 07:47:42 pm »
I'm with JL, but if you want to celebrate a birthday, I'm not going to argue.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 01:45:00 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 30, 2011, 01:23:34 am
Thanks guys. I need an excuse to eat cake, drink coconut rum and play BlackOps anyways.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 02:56:08 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 30, 2011, 01:23:34 am
Thanks guys. I need want an excuse to eat cake, drink rum and play BlackOps anyways.
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Re: Happy Birthday, you goon.
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 03:41:41 am »
I played Black Ops with the girlfriend's little bro last weekend. He said at the end that I was not as boring as he thought, so it was a win overall. Even though I got second to last place.

At one point he was asking me what kind of gun I wanted, and was not doing a good job processing that I don't really know what kind of gun I am good at using in videogames.
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