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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #165 on: November 04, 2012, 10:23:07 am »
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #166 on: November 08, 2012, 07:06:28 pm »
Chubbs as BanthaPug!
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #167 on: November 27, 2012, 07:45:37 pm »
I can tell you from insider knowledge that the Archie McPhee organization is thoroughly infiltrated by the pug obsession. If it wasn't obvious.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #168 on: December 07, 2012, 03:40:55 am »
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #169 on: December 07, 2012, 04:10:08 pm »
Good Lord!!!
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #170 on: December 14, 2012, 08:04:43 am »
Quote from: http://www.sanger.dk/
Window licks pug.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #171 on: December 16, 2012, 09:21:10 pm »
That should be a screen saver.

Remember screen savers?
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #172 on: December 16, 2012, 09:23:00 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 16, 2012, 09:21:10 pm
Remember screen savers?

Apparently they are just websites now.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #173 on: December 16, 2012, 09:51:38 pm »
I think I had that as a screen saver at some point. Or did I just leave the website window open all the time?

I love everything about this - the intensity of concentration in the pug's eyes and how it holds its ears back out of the way are so very puglike - but the best part is when it turns its head and looks behind it like someone called its name, but then has to get back to business.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #174 on: December 19, 2012, 05:11:13 pm »
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #175 on: December 20, 2012, 01:09:24 am »
When you use magic to turn a giraffe suffocating in the air into a dog because you can't get it to water but don't want it to die, that is generally the reaction.

It is groggy and doesn't know why it's breathing and you get... that.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #176 on: December 21, 2012, 10:39:54 pm »
Bunnies eat their poop, too.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #177 on: December 22, 2012, 12:13:52 am »
Bunny poop's not so bad, at least it's all vegetables. Mine will eat much worse poop than that.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #178 on: December 22, 2012, 12:33:38 am »
Related: Someone who wants to join the rabbit and pug party

Also, guinea pigs need to eat their own poop to survive. Something about digesting vitamins and whatever whatever.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #179 on: December 22, 2012, 12:56:31 am »
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