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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #180 on: December 22, 2012, 01:21:31 am »

Also, guinea pigs need to eat their own poop to survive. Something about digesting vitamins and whatever whatever.

This is true of a lot of rodents, maybe all of them, I can't remember. They actually make two different kinds of poop. Dogs don't care though, it's all good.
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« Reply #181 on: December 22, 2012, 01:45:06 am »

Like a fuck*ng poop buffet!
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« Reply #182 on: December 24, 2012, 08:37:18 pm »

As I clicked on that link I dreaded seeing a 2 Girls 1 Cup video.  I'm not sure the actual video was any less disturbing.
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« Reply #183 on: December 24, 2012, 09:50:31 pm »

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« Reply #184 on: December 31, 2012, 03:12:25 pm »

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« Reply #185 on: January 16, 2013, 09:53:22 pm »

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« Reply #186 on: January 17, 2013, 08:37:35 pm »

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« Reply #187 on: January 26, 2013, 02:30:01 am »

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« Reply #188 on: February 20, 2013, 02:09:29 pm »

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« Reply #189 on: February 22, 2013, 01:51:39 pm »

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« Reply #190 on: March 27, 2013, 04:59:58 pm »

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« Reply #191 on: March 27, 2013, 05:47:16 pm »

I guess you figured out the thread I never read.
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Re: The Officially Unofficial Pug
« Reply #193 on: April 11, 2013, 01:59:49 pm »

Back in the day I had a habit of opening beer cans in the cat's face. Because I was (am) a terrible, terrible person.
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« Reply #194 on: April 11, 2013, 08:39:34 pm »

That one time I told my husband (jokingly) to give the cat some sushi with wasabi on it, and he did.  That was really funny in a terrible person sort of way. 
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