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CortJstr...Come On Down!
« on: August 12, 2011, 03:49:37 pm »

Happy birthday,
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 04:22:55 pm »

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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 05:07:28 pm »

Like.

Happy B-day, KM. Enjoy a cake. Or nachos. You know, go wild.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 05:11:26 pm »

Cort, its your birthday!  Have a happy one!
-JW
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 05:15:36 pm »

Never pass up an excuse for cake.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 05:27:52 pm »

How many times am I gonna have to wish you a dang ol' Happy Birthday today?  Somebody needs to develop an app that will propagate birthday wishes through the entire social network universe.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 06:35:52 pm »

You get two birthday wishes from me because your are doubly cool.

Happy Nachos Day. I hope a hot lady sits on your cake.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 07:35:43 pm »

It's nacho time!
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 07:57:07 pm »

No nachos for me today. Instead I'm going to Ray's the Steaks. It should be almost as good as nachos.

Thanks everybody.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 11:43:51 pm »

I'm cringing over Ray's the Steaks.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2011, 10:21:44 am »

Happy birthday Cort! May you always find what you research!
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2011, 04:54:15 pm »

I'm cringing over Ray's the Steaks.

His other restaurants: Ray's the Classics and Ray's Hellburger. The owner's name is Michael.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 05:20:33 pm »

that makes PERFECT sense.
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2011, 10:24:39 pm »

I never realized the joke in Ray's Hellburger before. I still don't get the point of Ray's the Classics, though.
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Re: CortJstr...Come On Down!
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 02:24:06 am »

Late birthday greetings to you.

According to Wikipedia, you can get foie gras and roasted bone marrow on your burger at Ray's Hellburger. Is the joke that putting offal on your burger is a terrible idea? In fact, the only meat you should ever put on your burger is bacon. Around here the big thing is pastrami. Terrible. I think it's mostly the texture for me.
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