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It's your Birthday Nabu
« on: August 30, 2011, 08:05:30 am »

How can I tell you to do something special?  Your whole frikiin' life is special.  May it be even more special on this day.

Run the gamut my friend. Grab an easy chair and a big ol' plate of nachos and watch while your wife sits on a cake and your girlfriend writhes around in a child's swimming pool filled with oil and your best friend serenades you with your own Les Paul.

When you are done with your nachos... jam session (if you know what I mean).
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 08:12:05 am »

What does Nabu do on his birthday? Whatever he frikken wants to, that's what.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 08:57:43 am »

You're awesome man!  Happy Birthday!
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 09:58:06 am »

happy day to a dude who is a rad dude in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

*im sure youre a rad freak everywhere, but you know what i mean.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 02:51:02 pm »

happy day to a dude who is a rad dude in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

"Rad in the streets and a freak in the sheets" is my new favorite compliment for a man.

I'd offer to do something cool in honor of your birthday, Nabu, but GKA just coined a phrase. I don't think I can outdo that.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 03:23:43 pm »

Have the happiest of birthdays, Nabu.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 03:27:17 pm »

Happy birthday to a rad freaky dude.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 04:52:51 pm »

I'd offer to do something cool in honor of your birthday, Nabu, but GKA just coined a phrase. I don't think I can outdo that.

Ah . . . not to sell that phrase short, because it's probably the greatest compliment I've ever received, but . . .

I bet if you and Mel put your heads together, or something together, you could come up with something.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 04:53:56 pm »

Thank you all for very cool and inspired birthday wishes. They make my FB wishes seem like pretty small beer, for the most part. My other internet friends are not very inspired, it seems.

Also, birthday cans for everyone.

One for myself later.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 04:57:14 pm »

The hell you have a happy birthday and eat some nachos.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 07:32:16 pm »

The Pretty Girl just told me she has surprises for me.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 07:57:44 pm »

They're not booing, they're chanting Nabooooo-urns, Nabooooo-urns...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 10:47:40 pm »

may you play all the guitars, love all the women, and do all the things you desire on this special day.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 11:43:56 pm »

I am tempted to say "don't do anything I wouldn't do" and imagine you sitting quietly reading a book and eating cake.... but no.  You go ahead and toast those nachos or whatever you kids are calling it these days.
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Re: It's your Birthday Nabu
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2011, 02:11:09 am »

What does Nabu do on his birthday? Whatever he frikken wants to, that's what.

I'm sure you meant to say "who" instead of "what" up there. Hope it was a good day.
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