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[Arachno-capitalist]

Why are retail environments like 90 degrees in the winter? People are coming from outside wearing coats and its not like there is a coat check at the mall. Save some money guys and go green by going to a normal temperature. Theres a million meat based heaters clamoring all over the place.

[jaydub]

The last straw before I really started threatening the landlord over the shape of our roof was when I slipped on moss and wood rot putting up lights one year.  I was actually done with what you'd think was the dangerous part, laying on my belly and draping strings over the eaves and whatnot.  It was later when I was putting stuff back in the toolbox (a few feet up the pitch well away from the edge) that my foot slipped and I slid towards the edge.  Flailing, clawing, ending up with one leg hanging over the gutter in space. No lasting damage other than a couple years off my lifespan.

[greenkoolayd]

where VW Beetles come from...

[wombat]

Can New Beetles mate with the old ones?

[side_show]

Dear Publishers:  If you don't want to drive me to getting a Kindle, when maybe don't publish a hardcover, 1000 page book that weights about 5 pounds.  I read in bed, and if I nod off and your book hits me in the face or chest with a hard thud, that is shitty.  Also if it is a chore to hold the book up for an hour plus, that is bullshit.  Also, if it is too big to haul around at all, that is crap.  Too bad the book is so interesting.  My neck is sore from sitting up in bed with the damn thing open in my lap and me hunched over it.  It makes me not enjoy the physical presence of the book, which for me is a first.

[smick]

Dear Publishers:  If you don't want to drive me to getting a Kindle, when maybe don't publish a hardcover, 1000 page book that weights about 5 pounds.  I read in bed, and if I nod off and your book hits me in the face or chest with a hard thud, that is shitty.  Also if it is a chore to hold the book up for an hour plus, that is bullshit.  Also, if it is too big to haul around at all, that is crap.  Too bad the book is so interesting.  My neck is sore from sitting up in bed with the damn thing open in my lap and me hunched over it.  It makes me not enjoy the physical presence of the book, which for me is a first.

Books: Not for sissies.

[jay-ell]

The whole neurotic anxiety problem of "what if I throw a party and nobody comes?" is only intensified when the party is on behalf of you kid.

[side_show]

Yeah one of my good friends gave her son's teacher the invites to her son's first b-day party, and then waited.  No response for nearly two weeks, until the day of the RSVP deadline when the teacher called to apologize for forgetting to give out the invites.  The next day, the parents of every kid who was invited had called to confirm, but you can imagine how uncomfortable my friends felt waiting all that time.

[Nabubrush]

Any time I want a party I just say it's for my wife and the place is packed.

[greenkoolayd]

[pmcd9]

The whole neurotic anxiety problem of "what if I throw a party and nobody comes?" is only intensified when the party is on behalf of you kid.

Hire a hot tub and they'll come.

[Nabubrush]

Oh fuck, five beers in and tomorrow's AM meetings canceled. Looks like hangover hoss ridings for me, boy'o's. Jiggldee fuck and wish me luck on that action at six in the morning with the frost on the ground.

I don't give two shits and a special fart. We're gonna run it in the morning gloom.

I've seen pictures of you, but I think all that's fake and you're a 97-year-old man.

[jaydub]

Ash's real photo

[Nabubrush]

I like the stories better when you finish by jacking a motherfucker up.

[Nabubrush]

Ahem:

LiveNation? I don't know what you have my preferences set as, but I don't need to be invited to a presale of Nickelback with Bush, Seether, and Darkest Days tickets.