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« on: September 21, 2011, 03:51:23 am »
A two gallon water cooler is just about the right size to hold a large movie theater popcorn.

I was thinking, we have the Today I'm Gonna which is kinda like a Facebook thread, You Tube Thread, we have the Non Youtube thread which is kinda like our Reddit or Digg, so I thought, what the hell, might as well have our version of Twitter.  This thread would be that thread.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 11:55:59 am »
How is asshole bleaching done?

Does one just sit in a tub with some Clorox in it, or what?
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 12:05:09 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on September 21, 2011, 11:55:59 am
How is asshole bleaching done?

Does one just sit in a tub with some Clorox in it, or what?

i triple dog dare you to do a google image search of that question.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 01:27:54 pm »
I swear I heard a "pshh" noise while driving this morning. Now I'm super paranoid that there's shit in my tire
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 02:32:15 pm »
i just found the future mother of my children:







her name is fluvia lacerda and she is a "plus size" model from brazil.
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 06:51:43 pm »
In that first picture, yes, that is an amazingly hot lady. In the third, bleh, the make-up looks cartoonish.

Some of the hottest women in the world are plus-size models, for my money, the ones at the near-size of the plus size modeling, who really shouldn't even be considered plus size in a sane society. Damn.

5'11 and a little marshmellow pooch-belly please. HOT DAMN.
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2011, 03:10:50 am »
That woman is fuck*ng FINE.
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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 08:34:43 pm »
I'd hit that.
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 09:10:29 pm »
no fat chicks.

there is a really particular size of lady, not horribly smaller than that, that turns off the man-brain and turns on the ape-brain.

THIS IS A HOMEBOY.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2011, 01:33:33 am »
My vote would be for turquoise, but I am not your lady.

Thing I do at hardware stores:  try to convince myself out of 1) asking for help 2) buying supplies I don't have because I could make do with half-assed other stuff that would sort of do the job.  End result - asked for help, which was helpful, and bought the gloves that will protect from acids (I finally convinced myself that "no, my leather garden gloves are not a reasonable substitute).
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Re: Random Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2011, 04:59:03 am »
would you call that turquoise? i'd say it's more of a sky blue. it's a little too rich to be baby blue- well, maybe not "rich" but- oh, you know what i'm saying. i feel like i'd like to see something pretty close to that, but with a little green added. you know? it's almost kind of a sapphire right now, isn't it. you know what, maybe mint *would* be nice. can i see that one?





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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2011, 01:28:41 pm »
Cornflower blue is what you call that.  In that my vintage wedding dress had tiny cornflower blue forget-me-nots embroidered on it, I'm even more partial to that colour than mint, so thumbs up from me.





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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2011, 08:18:23 pm »
Truly random:

Without looking it up, I can recite:

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a penis. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were tucked up all snug in their beds while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads. And Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap had just settled down for a long winter's nap. When up on the roof there arose such a clatter, I sprung from my bed to see what was the matter.

I get fuzzy after that, but...why do I know this? I never tried to memorize it, nor was its recitation any part of our family's holiday tradition. Why is it stuck in my brain?!?
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2011, 08:40:44 pm »
Sometimes, on the night before Christmas in my house, the c*ck are stirring.
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2011, 11:15:21 pm »
Sadly the cock I most enjoy doesn't get to stir much the night before Christmas, as we are always at my in law's house on the worst fuck*ng mattress in existence.  The first gift I get every Christmas morning for almost a decade has been searing back pain.
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