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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #135 on: August 29, 2012, 02:16:29 pm »
Speaking of memes, then, what's a good site for making sarcastic parodies of LOLcat memes, for someone who has no fuck*ng idea how to use Photoshop?

I just wanna put Bane quotes on top of my CPAP pictures, you know?

I just want to engage in weird reverse-narcissism and revel in how goofy I look in my old-man-sleeping-gear.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #136 on: August 29, 2012, 02:21:06 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on August 29, 2012, 02:16:29 pm
Speaking of memes, then, what's a good site for making sarcastic parodies of LOLcat memes, for someone who has no fuck*ng idea how to use Photoshop?

I just wanna put Bane quotes on top of my CPAP pictures, you know?

I just want to engage in weird reverse-narcissism and revel in how goofy I look in my old-man-sleeping-gear.

go to icanhas.cheezburger.com. there is a link on the top right corner that lets you upload and create your own meme-type image macros.  it says "create!" and has a lightbulb on it.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #137 on: August 29, 2012, 03:26:29 pm »
This is much better.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #138 on: August 29, 2012, 04:51:21 pm »
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #139 on: August 29, 2012, 05:56:01 pm »
That reminds me.  I need to order new masks for my Vader Box.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #140 on: August 29, 2012, 08:08:14 pm »
Schizophrenic man believes God is speaking to him through his random number generator, writes OS from scratch.

I cannot stress how amazing this is. A 64-bit OS written, completely from scratch. Nothing about this should work, but it has some awesome (and impractical) features, such as a Markovian completion of the command-line, which in itself is incrementally interpreted C; the compiler can be invoked within code itself, meaning a program can modify itself. It has a flight simulator and apparently ...

... okay, guys, imagine if Dr. Bronner and Steve Wozniak were one and the same. This is insane genius, which makes it genius all the more. 3000 years ago this would have been a prophet. Now it's just a guy who is trying to explain how his OS works (primary purpose: to create animated hymns for God), and lapsing in and out of word salad.

the OS
first of the walkthrough

In the walkthrough he points out that he wants feedback because he doesn't get much feedback. (This is because he keeps getting banned from forums for lapsing into Bronneresque word-salad.) The guy is clearly intelligent, if disordered in his thoughts; if you are a techie type, be a mensch and give the guy a little constructive feedback on the OS.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #141 on: August 29, 2012, 08:18:03 pm »
Guys, every single part of this OS is JIT compiled. Even the init process (called "Adam, father of all processes") compiles all the other kernel modules and userland on load.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #142 on: August 29, 2012, 08:26:14 pm »
I don't understand most of that, but this is enough:

Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on August 29, 2012, 08:08:14 pm
... okay, guys, imagine if Dr. Bronner and Steve Wozniak were one and the same.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #143 on: August 29, 2012, 08:34:39 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 29, 2012, 08:26:14 pm
I don't understand most of that, but this is enough:


Just have Tech Support listen to the walkthrough and watch the contortions on his face.
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2012, 02:07:29 am »
Quote from: wombat on August 29, 2012, 08:26:14 pm
I don't understand most of that, but this is enough:
... okay, guys, imagine if Dr. Bronner and Steve Wozniak were one and the same. 

Eh, It's All One.

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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #145 on: August 30, 2012, 02:32:49 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 30, 2012, 02:07:29 am
Eh, It's All One.



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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #146 on: August 30, 2012, 03:22:05 am »
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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #147 on: August 30, 2012, 04:20:00 am »
those are so boring. come on. do one that is a weird pun about vader or a song parody. I BELIEVED IN YOU.

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Re: The Internet: Explain it to Meme?
« Reply #148 on: September 03, 2012, 01:21:35 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on August 29, 2012, 08:08:14 pm
Schizophrenic man believes God is speaking to him through his random number generator, writes OS from scratch.

I cannot stress how amazing this is. A 64-bit OS written, completely from scratch. Nothing about this should work, but it has some awesome (and impractical) features, such as a Markovian completion of the command-line, which in itself is incrementally interpreted C; the compiler can be invoked within code itself, meaning a program can modify itself. It has a flight simulator and apparently ...

... okay, guys, imagine if Dr. Bronner and Steve Wozniak were one and the same. This is insane genius, which makes it genius all the more. 3000 years ago this would have been a prophet. Now it's just a guy who is trying to explain how his OS works (primary purpose: to create animated hymns for God), and lapsing in and out of word salad.

the OS
first of the walkthrough

In the walkthrough he points out that he wants feedback because he doesn't get much feedback. (This is because he keeps getting banned from forums for lapsing into Bronneresque word-salad.) The guy is clearly intelligent, if disordered in his thoughts; if you are a techie type, be a mensch and give the guy a little constructive feedback on the OS.


I don't even understand what is going on but this shit is fascinating. Forwarding it to my techfriends, they'll flip.
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