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His friends call him the Mayor...
« on: January 11, 2012, 02:35:24 pm »
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2012, 03:30:55 pm »
Deck the (city) halls with birthday banners;
'Tis the Mayor's cake day
To do otherwise
Wouldn't be good manners.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2012, 04:55:08 pm »
yo!  you got birthed!  im mad happy for that!
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 04:56:24 pm »
I've often wondered if this is his real birthday or just an official day of celebration like the Queen's birthday.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 09:51:15 pm »
Indeed, it is 1-11, a day shared by many awesome people. Like Mary J. Blige! I just found that one out today. That woman can SING.

I think we're going out for fajitas tonight, so that'll be cool. Thanks for the wishes, giraffees.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2012, 09:58:30 pm »
Laughs for giraffes. Have a festive fuckin' day. And a festive fuckin' day, too. My kitten just leapt up to wish you many happy returns as well.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2012, 11:36:54 pm »
Happy Birthday The Mayor! I hope all's well in Banana Town!
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 11:41:08 pm »
January 11th, 1919 – Romania reincorporates Transylvania.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 01:06:29 am »
Happy reincorporation day! All hail The Mayor!
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 04:09:43 am »
happy birthday, mayor. I hope no hot bloody fat gets on you.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 02:53:35 pm »
You know, I was thinking about this along with the thread on Foursquare I created. If I didn't think checking in to your own house was so lame, I could check in to my own house and call it Banana Town. GUESS WHAT I'D BE THEN.
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My friends call me the Mayor.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 04:58:40 pm »
Let's make it an even twelve hundred, then.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2012, 04:49:34 am »
The Mayor of Banana Town is in the house.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 04:50:50 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on January 12, 2012, 02:53:35 pm
You know, I was thinking about this along with the thread on Foursquare I created. If I didn't think checking in to your own house was so lame, I could check in to my own house and call it Banana Town. GUESS WHAT I'D BE THEN.

It's no longer an honorary title.
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Re: His friends call him the Mayor...
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2012, 08:50:12 pm »
I was discussing "the Mayor of Banana Town" with a beautiful woman the other day, and she made it all dirty.
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