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@achewood Today's sad thing: A reeking tweaker couple looking in the gas station freezer for "that pizza that was good in the microwave last time."

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Author Topic: Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)  (Read 5601 times)

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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« on: January 08, 2004, 01:24:56 pm »
Fake personals for Ray this time?  All he's going to get is spam.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2004, 01:47:37 pm »
I'd never seen Yahoo's personals before. They seem way less "hip" than the Salon/Onion/etc ones. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing.

And I hate wine but I did learn from Men's Health that terms like pink and rose are code words for "bad"
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2004, 02:29:38 pm »
Die, go to Hell, come back, and your prize is a prank Yahoo personal!

Teodor and Mr. Bear seem to have taken the whole Ray and Beef death/resurrection thing in stride.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2004, 04:07:12 pm »
Did anyone else check?  

I couoldn't find a Yahoo personal for rsmuckles.  But I bet there will be one by the end of the day.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2004, 04:26:23 pm »
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Die, go to Hell, come back, and your prize is a prank Yahoo personal!

Teodor and Mr. Bear seem to have taken the whole Ray and Beef death/resurrection thing in stride.


It looks like the whole thing took place overnight so they might not have even realized they had died. My question is now that Ray died and fulfilled his part of the contract does he still have his supa-natural madd skillz?
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2004, 04:39:04 pm »
The "personal headline" made me spit coffee on my keyboard.  Thanks, Chris Onstad!
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2004, 07:03:45 pm »
Pink Zinfandel goes with skank sluts like merlot goes with duck.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2004, 07:14:32 pm »
It really is quite strange going back to a minimally-drawn style after the recent strips; this one sort of visually weirded me out. There's nothing wrong with it -- I just got disused to "traditional" Achewood style.

The tagline of this one gets odder the more I think about it, although the image of Ray actually pouring pink zinfandel &c. may be contributing to that. I like the phrase "firm peepee" -- is this the halfway point between the "soft dick" of Ray's Place and your average spam's ROCK HARD DOOM BONERS?

And, of course, the alt text makes this. Know where it goes, indeed.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2004, 07:23:37 pm »
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The tagline of this one gets odder the more I think about it, although the image of Ray actually pouring pink zinfandel &c. may be contributing to that.


This is the cat that spelled out his own name in cigarette smoke after he "maxed".

My favorite part of this strip, at the moment, has to be that "not afraid to break furniture" line. (A couple of hours ago, it was the arrow pointing to Ray in the jpeg.) This strip was just perfect; there's a clever little something in every single panel.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2004, 07:39:15 pm »
Quote from: "V-Adore"
The tagline of this one gets odder the more I think about it, although the image of Ray actually pouring pink zinfandel &c. may be contributing to that. I like the phrase "firm peepee" -- is this the halfway point between the "soft dick" of Ray's Place and your average spam's ROCK HARD DOOM BONERS?

And, of course, the alt text makes this. Know where it goes, indeed.


True. "Tear her apart with your firm peepee kljcmwcj" just doesn't have that spammish ring to it.

I'm also so glad that Chris actually uses title tags. Because I have yet to install an alt-text view and missing the "captions" would make me quite sad.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2004, 07:49:14 pm »
This is not not the first time Ray has used Zinfandel for his brutish love-making.  Mind you this time it's pink; last time, it was white.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2004, 07:51:08 pm »
actually there's no alt attribute anyway, and i think you mean title attribute rather than title tag, since title attribute usually shows up when you hover over something, and title tag sets what shows in the browser titlebar.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2004, 09:07:36 pm »
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ROCK HARD DOOM BONERS?


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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2004, 10:54:50 pm »
To me, the funniest is clearly the photo of Ray in the Ascot.  Obviously, this photo was taken by Teodor, who thought it was hilarious that Ray was wearing an ascot.  

And it is.
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Man looking for Woman (Jan. 8, 2004)
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2004, 11:13:18 pm »
So how long before people start showing up at Ray's place to try a cheat the fee for responding? His address is right there.
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