Topic: Happy Birthday, Eliza Jean Turbo Ninja! (Read 7036 times)

Nabubrush · « **Reply #30 on:** March 13, 2012, 04:34:06 am »

I've never changed a diaper. I'm hoping the next diaper change I'm involved with will be my own.

Turbo Ninja · « **Reply #31 on:** March 16, 2012, 05:25:32 pm »

Eliza wonders to herself, hungry as a Turk at an early hour, why she can't wake up with the milk already in her.

jay-ell · « **Reply #32 on:** March 16, 2012, 10:19:32 pm »

Eliza wonders to herself, hungry as a Turk at an early hour, why she can't wake up with the milk already in her.

We made that joke. That is a joke that we made, when our kids were small.

Now we ask why we can't wake up with the coffee already in us.

Nabubrush · « **Reply #33 on:** March 16, 2012, 10:32:27 pm »

Sometimes I wake up with the gin already in me, because I have foresight and just drink that much the night before.

Turbo Ninja · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2012, 04:17:45 pm »

Sometimes I wake up with the gin already in me, because I have foresight and just drink that much the night before.

I don't imagine gin goes great with Dr Pepper, but I just shipped a tiny can in your direction.

Nabubrush · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2012, 11:06:00 pm »

I don't imagine gin goes great with Dr Pepper, but I just shipped a tiny can in your direction.

It ain't vodka and pedialyte (where have you gone, St. Zartan) but I'd give it a try.