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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2012, 06:03:42 pm »
Bryce Harper is a frickin' nut job. In a good way. Folks are gonna love to hate him.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2012, 01:01:09 pm »
Two screaming doubles and an infield single by Harper, and a walk-off home run by Ian Desmond. Throw in $1 hot dogs and it was a good night at Nationals Park.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2012, 02:11:17 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on May 03, 2012, 01:56:02 pm
I missed Weaver's no-hitter because of fambly stuff.

in-law fambly stuff, even!

D'OH!
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2012, 02:38:02 am »
Josh Hamilton played hisself a little ball today.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2012, 04:24:32 pm »
He won't get another cent out of me.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2012, 08:28:13 pm »
Ultimately I think I need to stick to the "Banana Town" motif. But this morning I was this close to changing my team name to "Clown Questions."
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #36 on: June 14, 2012, 03:27:04 pm »
Nice perfect game, Matt Cain. 

I'm so glad I remembered to adjust my roster to include you yesterday.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2012, 03:28:48 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 14, 2012, 03:27:04 pm
Nice perfect game, Matt Cain. 

I'm so glad I remembered to adjust my roster to include you yesterday.

Holy crap, now Felix Hernandez did it for me!
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2012, 04:19:48 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on August 16, 2012, 03:28:48 am
Holy crap, now Felix Hernandez did it for me!

King Felix! I don't even care that he's not on my roster.

Now if only Seattle could score some runs.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2012, 08:19:55 pm »
I have neglected to post any summaries down the stretch of our fantasy baseball league because the regular season was rather anti-climactic. The playoff partici##### were largely obvious weeks in advance--the Petards didn't actually clinch #6 until the last week, but it would have taken a major miracle for them to not make it. The only race with any drama at all was for the #2 spot, which was taken by Ash's Oakey Blues squad.

So first round of playoffs, in progress:
#3 Asafoetida (AW) vs. #6 Petards (LePorkin)
#4 Banana Town (Carlos) vs. #5 Monkeys (Nabu)

Waiting in the wings: #1 Fun on Mars (Felix), #2 Oakey Blues (Ash)

If I've misattributed anyone's teams, please advise. Good luck, evry'buddy.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2012, 01:40:22 pm »
First round o' playoffs:
Monkeys 6, Banana Town 4  (I was leading most of the week, but couldn't hang on)
Asafoetida 9, Petards 1

Semi-finals:
Monkeys vs. Fun on Mars
Asafoetida vs. Oakey Blues

Good luck y'inz.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2012, 08:19:37 pm »
BTW, Pat I promise not to give a rat's ass about the "5th place game" if you don't.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2012, 02:23:29 am »
I give no fucks. That is how many fucks I give.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2012, 01:53:27 pm »
Semi-final results:
Fun on Mars 9, Venomous Monkeys 1. Daaaaaaaaaamn.
Asafoetida 6, Oakey Blues 3.

So your glorious champeenship final pits the regular-season champ Fun on Mars vs. the three-seed Asafoetida (known in some parts of India as Heeng). Monkeys vs. Blues for third place. The final runs up right through the end of the for-reals regular season on October 3. Good luck, all y'all.
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Re: America's Passed Time - 2012 Baseball
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2012, 02:58:05 pm »
Daaaaamn, people. Asafoetida led Fun on Mars 7-3 last week. Yesterday, it was 6-4. The smoke cleared last night and it was 5-5.
WHAT'S THE TIEBREAKER?!? I had to look it up. It's regular-season aggregate head-to-head record. Asafoetida 15, Fun on Mars 13. That includes a 6-2 Asafoetida win in the last week of the regular season, so there you go.

Congrats to the Egg Man. I believe that's two champeenships in three years, no?
Oakey Blues takes the bronze 4-3 over the Venomous Monkeys.

Thanks to all for a good season. On to the real playoffs!
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