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michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« on: May 08, 2012, 05:38:28 am »
Mind Thoughts... with Michael Ian Black - Let’s Not Fuck, Shall We?

also, if discussions of dudes and sexuality occur, then cool.

(sorry if there was already a thread about this somewhere.)
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2012, 05:43:13 am »
He can't be a man cos he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2012, 05:47:22 am »
Quote from: Nabubrush on May 08, 2012, 05:43:13 am
He can't be a man cos he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.

Whenever I hear this line now I think of that scene in Mad Men where the song is playing and Don Draper puts his sunglasses on and lights a cigarette. Dude is badass.
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2012, 12:33:51 pm »
Pedro claims he thinks about boning pretty much all the time, and has done so since he was about 8 years old and didn't even really understand what boning was.

I don't understand how he gets any work done. Maybe this explains a few things about why he can't remember to pick up his dirty socks.
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2012, 01:20:54 pm »
Who the fuck is Michael Ian Black and why do I care when he wants to have sex?
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2012, 04:33:32 pm »
man, what a funny comedian. It is only because of sociocultural pressure that so many people think that sex is an important part of being a man! It's actually about things like Providing, Producing, Strength, and Loyalty! Those beliefs have NOTHING to do with acculturation.
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2012, 06:47:02 pm »
I know a few people who really like this dude and I sometimes think he's funny but sometimes he's just a little too holier than thou.
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2012, 08:32:28 pm »
Quote from: Michael Ian Black on May 08, 2012, 06:47:02 pm
When the culture tells me I’m not having enough of it, it seems like what it’s telling me is that the culture itself does not accept me.

fuck*ng hell, get a grip, man. 
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2012, 09:13:15 pm »
I like Louis CK's take on it:

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Women try to compete. They’re, like, ‘I’m a pervert. You don’t know. I have really sick sexual thoughts.’ I’m, like, ‘You have no idea. You have nooooo idea. You see, you get to have those thoughts. I have to have those thoughts. You’re a tourist in sexual perversion. I’m a prisoner there. You’re Jane Fonda on a tank. I’m John McCain in the hut.’
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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2012, 11:37:43 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on May 08, 2012, 06:47:02 pm
I know a few people who really like this dude and I sometimes think he's funny but sometimes he's just a little too holier than thou.

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Re: michael ian black isnt a man because he doesnt constantly want to bone
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2012, 09:49:11 pm »
I've never heard of this guy.
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