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Re: Rum! Fuck!
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2012, 10:23:07 pm »

Part of an actual local headline"Queer Beer for second year" pleases me.
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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2012, 10:59:11 pm »

That's not far off from Alton's martini. He puts the vermouth in the shaker with the ice, shakes, and dumps out the liquid keeping only the vermouth that "sticks to the ice" which sounds crazy to me. He also tells the Churchill story in that episode.
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2012, 11:11:19 pm »

This is the way I make martinis.  With gin only, and with a twist of lemon peel. Olives on request.

That's not far off from Alton's martini. He puts the vermouth in the shaker with the ice, shakes, and dumps out the liquid keeping only the vermouth that "sticks to the ice" which sounds crazy to me. He also tells the Churchill story in that episode.
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« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2012, 11:11:40 pm »

This is the way I make martinis.  With gin only, and with a twist of lemon peel. Olives on request.

In bar tending school we called that the In-and-Out martini. I called it a shot and a half of gin.
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« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2012, 12:47:13 pm »

Tonight I whipped up a hot buttered rum.
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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2012, 01:26:50 pm »

I suggest in the interests of hemispherical symmetry you drink something with coconut in it and pretend you're Hemmingway. Then in November we'll swap.
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Re: Rum! Fuck!
« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2012, 04:35:38 am »

this keg of beer tastes nasty. the good news is, rye whiskey still tastes great. sometimes parties are overwhelming and your lady leaves the party early, so you need to check in on your internet dudes.
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