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Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« on: May 22, 2012, 01:53:06 pm »
« Last Edit: December 17, 2018, 10:51:18 pm by Asherdan »
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2012, 03:18:43 pm »
One more year until insurance rates drop!
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2012, 03:35:25 pm »
Happy Birthday!  I hope you can walk around checking out old buildings without getting knocked out on your birthday.
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2012, 03:52:20 pm »
What are you, like, nineteen now?

I just realized (via Facebook stalking) that you are almost exactly the same age as my quasi-hipster boardgaming friend who shares your first name. His birthday is next month. For some reason I was thinking he was a year older than you, but that's because his wife is 25. Odd.

May your nachos fail to give you heartburn, and may a pretty lady sit on your cake!

Salut!
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2012, 09:23:24 pm »
have a happy day or ill kick your ass.

(internet threats are shorthand for sincerity)
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2012, 09:37:20 pm »
May a pretty lady sit on your cake is going to be a thing and not just for birthdays either.

Hope you rock is city loving man.
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 12:42:25 am »
Happy Birthday Dan, on this day, may you kiss every girl.
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 01:31:09 am »
Birthday wishes to you. Drink some beer.
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 01:54:36 am »
thanks guys! Today I went to my dumb job and ate a reuben for lunch. Now I am going to bike to a bar and drink with friends. YEAH

Most of my coworkers thought it was probably my 21st birthday.
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 02:40:07 am »
most of my cowrkers thought i was turning 25 or so.  [[high5]] for looking young and dumb forever.
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Re: Hey, Inev! The cops are here...
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2012, 04:45:59 am »
I am a cool guy: invited a few people over. The only one who could make it is my board game friend. So we played board games. BIRTHDAY.
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Social pressures exist
And if you think about them all of the time
You're gonna find that your head's been kicked in
You're gonna do it all for the grind
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