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[palm trees]

heh. nice.

chalk up another notch in the "beef is the coolest guy ever" column.

[andalucia]

Very stylish smoke, too.

[sensate]

Why do I get the feeling Beef's going to be using the Roombas for respiration at some point?

[slink]

That silhouette is just stunning. Lovely stuff.
And you're so very right sensate, unless they replace something altogether scarier with Roomba parts.

[CortJstr]

Does Beef know what really happened? Because then he'd just be scamming Ray for some free robovacuums which would be hella rad.

[wombat]

What happens when an Aibo meets a robovac in a battle to the death?

[jough]

God, Beef putting out the cigarette in silouette was the first laugh out loud moment for me since... well, okay, since Friday.

Good stuff.  Beef was just downright icy.

[revdj]

I love the exact wording "I recall being particularly interested in the Pro-Elite model."

[Carlos del Vaca]

Why would he need two Roombas?  One for upstairs and one for downstairs?  So they can do battle with each other?  Or for more nefarious purposes?

[CortJstr]

So they can be friends. A lonely roomba isn't the saddest thing but it's pretty high on the list.

[sensate]

It takes two to Roomba. [ducks]

[Paisley]

So, when Ray says that when he got his ass beat down by almost seven Puerto Rican chicks, does that mean that six beat the crap out of him, and one just chased him a few blocks; or that one of the seven was half-Puerto Rican and half-German?

(I suspect he really means six; Onstad is a master of phrasing.)

[jough]

Man, Beef works cheap, too.  The Pro Elite model is only $250.00 (USD).

So Beef is essentially doing this for $500 (provided Ray doesn't buy him any of the myriad accessories).

[V-Adore]

The silhouette work in this strip is just gorgeous. It adds an appropriately noir-ish shadow over Beef's entire little enterprise here.

I, too, hope he knows what actually happened and has an easier time of it, although he may have to offer Teodor a robovac to shut him up.

Shameful confession: I had to reread the original strip to understand why Ray was getting beaten up by Puerto Rican women. My first thought was "wait, since when do women from Puerto Rico get violent about a guy all pourin' zin on his peepee?"

[ferocious j]

So, when Ray says that when he got his ass beat down by almost seven Puerto Rican chicks, does that mean that six beat the crap out of him, and one just chased him a few blocks; or that one of the seven was half-Puerto Rican and half-German?

Now this is the question that I did not find myself asking after the strip was read, but you can bet I'm asking it now.  In my head.