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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #150 on: July 27, 2012, 01:26:10 pm »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on July 27, 2012, 11:11:11 am
Steve Buscemi?

He might not look hot, but I guarantee you he would look awesome.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #151 on: July 27, 2012, 03:02:19 pm »
Paul when did you install that great rack on your artcar?
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #152 on: July 27, 2012, 03:16:38 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 27, 2012, 03:02:19 pm
Paul when did you install that great rack on your artcar?

You know, my previous artcar had a "rack" installed on it.

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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #153 on: July 27, 2012, 03:29:26 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 27, 2012, 03:02:19 pm
Paul when did you install that great rack on your artcar?

Yeah, my tits look pretty good in that picture, I have to admit. I wish they looked that good in real life. Must be the angle.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #154 on: July 27, 2012, 03:53:02 pm »
who photoshopped JL's glands?
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #155 on: July 27, 2012, 03:55:01 pm »
I normally go for smaller gifted women, because when she hugs you, she holds you closer to her heart.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #156 on: July 27, 2012, 04:19:58 pm »
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who photoshopped JL's glands?


Looks like somebody who works for Marvel.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #157 on: July 27, 2012, 04:31:38 pm »
Pugs in an artcar!
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #158 on: July 27, 2012, 05:26:18 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 27, 2012, 03:55:01 pm
I normally go for smaller gifted women, because when she hugs you, she holds you closer to her heart.

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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #159 on: July 27, 2012, 06:24:13 pm »
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #160 on: July 27, 2012, 06:26:14 pm »
How does it feel, A-Cap?
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #161 on: July 27, 2012, 06:53:30 pm »
Yes I am clearly gay because I prefer athletic women who don't have giant knockers flopping around.
And to answer Inev: It feels like I can wrap my arms around them.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #162 on: July 27, 2012, 06:54:41 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on July 27, 2012, 06:53:30 pm
Yes I am clearly gay because I prefer athletic women who don't have giant knockers flopping around.

Clearly.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #163 on: July 27, 2012, 07:01:41 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on July 27, 2012, 06:54:41 pm
Clearly.
I hate all of you. I'll continue hitting it with tight bodied ladies.
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Re: TOAMB Convention
« Reply #164 on: July 27, 2012, 07:09:18 pm »
If loving floppy titties is wrong I don't want to be right.
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