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By-Jough!
« on: January 22, 2013, 02:56:00 am »

Congratulations to our benevolent founder on doubly impregnating his wife!   
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 03:17:17 am »

Wow! Congratulations. I don't have any fun twin-themed puns, sorry. Mazel Tov, Jough and Miss Lady plus two!
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 05:02:46 am »

That is a feat worth celebrating!
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 07:51:05 am »

Congratulations!
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 07:55:07 am »

Awesome!
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 05:20:39 pm »

One was more than enough. God save us from more joughs.
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2013, 01:41:31 am »

God's own dick is potent as hell.
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2013, 05:05:59 am »

God's own dick is potent as hell.

Here here!
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2013, 07:53:59 am »

L'chaim!
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2013, 08:24:24 am »

Wow, congratulations and good luck, mister!
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 12:22:52 pm »

Thanks, all. I'm already training them to rule in my stead. I'm thinking of some kind of Prince Joffrey type of thing. Except, you know, there will be two of them.

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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 03:36:24 pm »

So, obviously, when they come of age, there will be a cage battle to determine the rightful heir.
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 04:23:02 pm »

You are great. More like you make the world a greater place. Congratulations.
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Re: By-Jough!
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2013, 01:23:34 am »

Congratulations to our benevolent founder on doubly impregnating his wife!   

Hold the phone

Jough got married?
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2013, 12:17:03 am »

Jough's sons Atlas and Ezra were born today!  They arrived early (32 Weeks), and they are healthy and he and Ms. Jough are resting after a stressful 72 hrs.  Congrats!
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