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Amazon Reviews
« on: February 13, 2013, 10:44:12 pm »
We've all seen the wacky Amazon reviews for the Huntzler 571 Banana Slicer. Today I learned about Fresh Whole Rabbit and Tuscan Whole Milk. Funny Stuff.

I'm guessing this is about to become a really popular trend, to leave funny reviews for products on Amazon, which will of course ruin it.
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2013, 10:52:28 pm »
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 12:17:43 am »
its been a thing for some time, but i dont know how trendy.
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 12:41:27 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 13, 2013, 11:10:03 pm
I thought that was the only useful purpose of this review krep.

I guess the closest I've ever done to something like that would be this.
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 01:07:19 am »
I sure wish there was some way to post that in an Amazon review.
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 01:23:44 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 14, 2013, 01:07:19 am
I sure wish there was some way to post that in an Amazon review.

Maybe. I know you can add a photo to a product listing.
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2013, 02:06:44 am »
OMG.

I wonder if anyone at Amazon ever looks at the customer photos?
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2013, 10:36:29 pm »
Quality.
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2013, 03:00:42 am »
There's this website dedicated to funny reviews.  Some of them are pretty fantastic. 
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Re: Amazon Reviews
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2013, 08:20:48 pm »
Hey guys i found this great recipe you've got to check it out:

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