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MLB 2013
« on: March 29, 2013, 04:58:11 am »
I get to see the Mariners play the Rockies in an exhibition game in Salt Lake on Saturday. Pretty fuck*ng excited.

Hey, is it too late to get a fantasy league started?
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2013, 05:54:45 am »
The Astros are in the American League. MLB can suck my cock!
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2013, 02:28:44 pm »
I got an e-mail to rejoin last year's Yahoo league. I think Nabu is running that show. No idea when we draft or actually start.

Going to the Nats-Yankees exhibition game today, and Opening Day on Monday. They gonna raise a division champs banner at Nationals Park, which will be awesome.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2013, 02:46:59 pm »
If we end up with an odd number, Owensboro Muttonheads would like to play.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2013, 03:54:10 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on March 29, 2013, 05:54:45 am
The Astros are in the American League. MLB can suck my cock!

Well, at least you won your first AL West game. Seattle got humiliated in their first. fuck*ng Angels.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2013, 03:10:17 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on March 29, 2013, 02:46:59 pm
If we end up with an odd number, Owensboro Muttonheads would like to play.

Any objections?  He'll take it pretty seriously, so if that spoils the vibe for anybody I can put the kibosh on it.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2013, 04:10:59 pm »
As long as he's OK that I don't take it seriously.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2013, 02:47:19 pm »
Opening Day at Nationals Park was hell of such as fun yesterday. Two Bryce Harper home runs, 7 shutout innings from Strasburg. Gonna be a fun year.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2013, 03:08:05 pm »
Anybody know the league ID and password so's I can email it to him and we can get this bitch started?
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2013, 06:35:04 pm »
Not sure, but if it's the same as last time:

League ID#: 133321
League Name: Achewood Memorial Baseball
Password: nicepete
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2013, 08:05:24 pm »
On the one hand, the dude's instinct to protect his mate is very low. On the other, covering your eyes and ducking is not smart behavior. If she breaks up with him over this he may have dodged a bullet in more ways than one.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2013, 08:56:56 pm »
His only excuse would be if she had yelled "I got it!".
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2013, 02:37:27 am »
When is the draft?
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2013, 02:35:08 am »
Bystanders all clapping.
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Re: MLB 2013
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2013, 01:45:18 pm »
My Nats tickets are in the upper deck just about right behind home plate, and we pretty much never have foul balls come up that far. However, for one game last year I had tickets in the mezzanine level down the left field line. When a foul ball came screaming down the line and hit the facade over top of us before falling back to the lower level, my daughter's eyes got big as dinner plates. Not as spastic as that young man, but she was definitely "holy CRAP you mean the ball could come over here?!"
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