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Hoss in Distress
« on: June 29, 2013, 04:06:04 pm »
I heard there's a hoss around here who needs some rum and a birthday spanking.

I ain't touching that thing, get yer missus to do it.

(happy birthday Otherdan)
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2013, 06:48:39 pm »
If you can tear yourself away from shoveling hoss poopie, have yourself some birthday cake!
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2013, 06:55:02 pm »
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2013, 12:34:23 am »
Happy Cake and Nachos Day, Ash!
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2013, 01:00:48 am »
Oh, you survived another year? Expecting presents? How about a nice big box of Toil?
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2013, 01:34:07 am »
Ha Ha!  Now you're even older.

Happy Birthday.
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2013, 02:08:18 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on June 30, 2013, 01:34:07 am
Ha Ha!  Now you're even older.

Still, beats the alternative!
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2013, 05:20:49 pm »
hey! happy birthday. i drank some evan williams 14 last night in honor of you, but kept forgetting to post.
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2013, 02:03:43 pm »
I'm pretty sure that the real hosstown USA is a lot closer to me than to you.
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2013, 02:10:43 pm »
Parabéns, Ash! Muitos anos de vida!
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2013, 05:36:16 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 01, 2013, 04:12:56 pm
Yeah, you guys have it great as long as you want hosss that only know how to turn left and are so inbred they make the Habsburgs look like a healthy gene pool.

You shouldn't say that about Saddlebreds.
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2013, 05:56:56 pm »
Surely... you're not.... DEMEANING... that princeamongmen...
that fine ACTOR...
the talent... who gave us... Captain KIRK.
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 12:32:50 pm »
Denny Crane?
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2013, 12:39:05 am »
Quote from: Doc on June 30, 2013, 01:00:48 am
Oh, you survived another year? Expecting presents? How about a nice big box of Toil?
Doc has won the Internet again.  Belated felicitations, Ash.  On surviving another year, and yet managing to buy the farm.
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Re: Hoss in Distress
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2013, 05:48:13 am »
He bought the farm and he lived in it too. You sir are an anomaly.
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