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August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:54:03 am »
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 10:44:33 am »
Good Lord!
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 10:48:03 am »
Also, I didn't realize this was a new comic thread until the link opened. I've become so unaccustomed to it.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 11:47:26 am »
I'm speechless.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 01:10:08 pm »
Those last four panels are just perfect
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 01:25:40 pm »
Forgive the profanity, but Jesus' fig, Ray's face in the end. I don't guffaw, and I just guffawed.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 01:46:51 pm »
OK, that was good.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 02:14:31 pm »
holy heck, i laughed at a new achewood! i didn't even know i'd time traveled back to 2007
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 02:53:19 pm »
And that friends, is why Ray now takes all medicine (including Tums) as a suppository.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 02:57:51 pm »
Yeah, good ending there, "For fuck's sake Ray" would have been an appropriate response as well, but that probably wasn't a turn of phrase back then.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2013, 03:03:02 pm »
Very funny.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 03:50:46 pm »
Ladies and gentlemen:

You have finally seen, on-camera, the infamous Commodore.

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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 04:31:30 pm »
Were ear buds and boom boxes contemporaneous? Maybe since Ray is such a high-end dude he had them earlier than the rest of us.

Edit: Dialogue was hell of better in this one.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2013, 12:02:44 am »
Yeah, the earbuds felt out of place to me, too. Two strips inside of a week are almost too much to take, I don't know if I can handle this.
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Re: August 15, 2013 - Some kind of nightmarish suppository
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2013, 12:59:47 am »
I wonder how much money you make if you have an mp3 on the Internet of the INSIDE of your butt?
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