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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2013, 03:52:52 am »
I ran into a network problem with my work computer, so I had to decide which team I would pick manually on my cell phone.  I had a draft order list that I gave to Yahoo for both my team and Kaitlin's.  She had specific players she wanted though, so I manually picked hers (I think Hard Knocks has had undue influence on her - The Fighting Incognitos are Bengals heavy). Yahoo autopicked off the list I gave it and gave itself a good grade, despite picking Eli Manning.  It was less enchanted with my work on Kaitlin's behalf, but that might be due to the Cincinnati players I was obligated to sign.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2013, 01:44:50 pm »
I fully autodrafted, and it gave me a B grade.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2013, 06:41:49 pm »
I got a C which, yahoo informs me, stands for champion.

I should have done a practice draft on my phone. And paid more attention to my pre-draft rankings. It's much harder to do some quick research on the phone.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2013, 03:30:36 am »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on September 05, 2013, 01:44:50 pm
I fully autodrafted, and it gave me a B grade.

I autodrafted in another league I'm in and it gave me a C+.  It's like Yahoo is saying "Ha!  That's what you get for trusting me.  C+ asshole."  Then Yahoo dances around me in a witch's hat, cackling manically and chanting C+, C+, C+.  Just like Ralphie's teacher in A Christmas Story.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2013, 12:42:14 pm »
Who is Lucy and how much does she love peyton manning right now?
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2013, 01:13:11 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on September 06, 2013, 12:42:14 pm
Who is Lucy and how much does she love peyton manning right now?

Lucy is my 22 year old daughter, and though she has had a crush on Peyton for years, I'm sure she appreciates him even more today. 

Me too, because I have him in a different league.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2013, 01:59:05 pm »
Yeah, I got up this morning, saw that on ESPN, and went "Oh crap I bet I'm facing him in the fantasy league."

Fortunately I am not. Ash is the lucky winner of that prize.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2013, 04:53:53 pm »
Jesus, a career day on the opening day of your 16th season.  First 7 touchdown performance by a QB since I was born.  And an interesting, articulate, and informative post-game interview, seasoned with an unapologetic Louisiana drawl.  I'm sure he's demanding to work with - I wonder what he said to Montee Ball after that botched run play in the 4th quarter. 
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2013, 07:16:47 pm »
Wait is this thread about shitting on Manning?  Cause fuck that guy. 
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2013, 08:08:34 pm »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on September 06, 2013, 07:16:47 pm
Wait is this thread about shitting on Manning?  Cause fuck that guy. 

That was a masterful performance. So much fun to watch. Peyton is DA MAN!!!
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2013, 08:42:46 pm »
Just watched this for old times' sake (old times being January).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE
Peyton must have had his potion last night.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2013, 12:08:56 am »
Holy smokes!  Trent Richardson went to Indy for a 1st round draft pick.  Le-porkin has some thinking to do about whether to start him vs. the Niners this week.  Although Yahoo still shows Richardson on Cleveland at this point - presumably they will get that sorted out by game day.
Its great news for the Colts since Ballard went down.  I don't see what the Browns are getting out of it, unless Richardson is locker room poison which I haven't heard anything about.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2013, 12:28:02 am »
They are starting over, wanted to the whole time, but waited two games.  Going for number 1 pick next year and another pick in the top 15.  Too bad their owner is scum, though it seems like maybe just stealing from other rich people?  That makes him slightly better I guess?
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2013, 05:57:05 am »
Thanks?  It would still be cool if they were good sometime soon.
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Re: Fantasy football '13
« Reply #44 on: September 24, 2013, 07:11:15 pm »
After this weekend either carlos or I will still be undefeated. I've got an unreasonably strong line of receivers but no one to throw them the ball. Maybe RGIII will choose this weekend to unfuck himself.   :-\
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