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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2013, 05:18:34 am »
The hell I want to leave the house to eat eggs for?
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2013, 05:26:58 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 21, 2013, 05:18:34 am
The hell I want to leave the house to eat eggs for?

Maybe you got no sense of eggs?
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2013, 05:32:01 am »
Quote from: Victoria Waterfield on September 21, 2013, 05:26:58 am
Maybe you got no sense of eggs?

There's nothing wrong with my egg-sense, sister.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2013, 05:59:05 am »
I think eggs and bacon on a Sunday morning at home is something we can all agree on.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2013, 02:01:09 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 21, 2013, 05:18:34 am
The hell I want to leave the house to eat eggs for?

Only if you want hollandaise sauce on them because who wants to deal with making that shit on a Sunday morning.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2013, 02:13:03 pm »
Quote from: wombat on September 21, 2013, 02:01:09 pm
Only if you want hollandaise sauce on them because who wants to deal with making that shit on a Sunday morning.

Good point.  My whisking arm gets tired.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2013, 04:40:00 pm »
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2013, 05:30:40 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on September 21, 2013, 05:59:05 am
I think eggs and bacon on a Sunday morning at home is something we can all agree on.

I think I last bought eggs over a year ago to make quiche. I believe I bought some bacon in 2007.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2013, 05:53:35 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 21, 2013, 05:30:40 pm
I think I last bought eggs over a year ago to make quiche. I believe I bought some bacon in 2007.

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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2013, 06:54:11 pm »
flying solo for breakfast this morning after dropping the missus at her office, i hit up a waffle house and gruffled down a bacon-egg-and-cheese sammich with some scattered and covereds and a vanilla coke. i sure as shit didn't need no $18 bourbon challah french toast with rhubarb compote or $22 soysage and pickled veggies plate with carob brioche


(but switch that rhubarb to blueberry and i might pay $12 for it)
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2013, 07:00:08 pm »
Quote from: CortJstr on September 21, 2013, 05:30:40 pm
I think I last bought eggs over a year ago to make quiche. I believe I bought some bacon in 2007.

Sounds like you could use a spreadsheet that tells you when you need to buy eggs or bacon based on how much eggs or bacon you started with.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2013, 08:29:37 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on September 21, 2013, 07:00:08 pm
Sounds like you could use a spreadsheet that tells you when you need to buy eggs or bacon based on how much eggs or bacon you started with.

I wanted to give you a can for this, but you already have the perfect number of cans.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2013, 07:40:20 am »
We buy eggs 2 dozen at a time, and always run out before our next trip. I am not sure how.

Well, one part is that my roommate's girlfriend thinks they are her eggs to hard-boil and take to work. Um.

I ate two meals in a row of eggs that came out kind of bad, and now I am Done With Eggs for a while. I have always liked soft-boiled eggs, but this time they were disgusting. I didn't want to waste the food so I forced them down. Bad decision.
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2013, 04:30:45 pm »
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Re: Stay the fuck quiet during these tasty pancakes 9/20/13
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2013, 08:04:24 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 22, 2013, 02:50:05 pm
After all this talk everone is getting an egg in a basket for Sunday breakfast now.



Titty toast!!!
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