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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2013, 06:29:37 am »

This is about as Random as it gets. God's Own Dick perhaps?
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2013, 03:59:09 pm »

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/31/inside-china-nuclear-submarines-capable-of-widespr/
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"Chinese calculations for nuclear attacks on the U.S. are chillingly macabre.

“Because the Midwest states of the U.S. are sparsely populated, in order to increase the lethality, [our] nuclear attacks should mainly target the key cities on the West Coast of the United States, such as Seattle, Los Angeles, San Francisco and San Diego”

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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2013, 04:05:01 pm »

I know that I am melodramatic about things, but in this case they are wrong to assume I am blowing things out of proportion. I asked for thursday and friday off, and they booked their flight for wednesday and were upset when I told them I wouldn't be free.

Please dopeslap your parents for me. Thanks.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2013, 06:27:49 pm »

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/31/inside-china-nuclear-submarines-capable-of-widespr/
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I presume we have similar plans for nuclear strikes on China, and wouldn't waste much time turning the Gobi into glass either, with all the low hanging fruit on their eastern coasts.  Hopefully they are happy draining our pockets of cash, and won't feel the need to kill the golden goose.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2013, 08:42:53 pm »

Grew up next to the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Depository back when they stockpiled nuclear devices and made my bones with being radioactive dust when the balloon goes up long ago.

I misread. Thought you said you had radioactive bones.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2013, 06:34:19 pm »

I misread. Thought you said you had radioactive boners.

FTFY
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2013, 07:45:42 pm »

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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2013, 08:37:07 pm »

The Hulk!
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2013, 04:40:10 pm »

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« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2013, 09:35:29 pm »

They forgot the milk.

I've been meaning to talk about these sorts of things that are becoming popular in today's world. This is a perfect example of someone solving a problem that doesn't exist. This might even be a better example than the one I've had in mind for awhile, the butter bell. A banana hanger is another good one.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2013, 02:24:00 pm »

Not to mention the banana slicer. The reviews are priceless. http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2013, 07:13:05 am »

The reviews for banana hammock  do not disappoint.
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2013, 06:30:21 pm »

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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2013, 04:55:33 pm »

FAUSTUS. Stay, Mephistophilis, and tell me, what good will my soul
do thy lord?

MEPHIST. Enlarge his kingdom.

FAUSTUS. Is that the reason why79 he tempts us thus?

MEPHIST. Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris.80
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Re: Do we have a "Random" thread?
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2013, 01:51:28 am »

Maybe if she tried harder to take their perspective and listen, Nicki would learn that bitches ARE shit and they ARE saying something. One hundred motherfuckers COULD tell her something.

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