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Baffling websites
« on: December 01, 2013, 10:33:44 pm »
I like collecting bad websites. Like, ones so bad they're sublime. Because the (un)official link discussion doesn't quite seem the place for these, I thought I'd do up a new topic to share the weirdest, dankest corners of the internet we've been to. Maybe post a description as well, if pertinent.

To get the ball rolling, and set the tone:

http://arngren.net/

I would buy stuff from here if I could figure out how. The beauty is in this site's total lack of self-awareness. And the elaborate Christmas GIF collage at the bottom.


http://deoxy.org/

Finding this mess was the moment I decided I should probably never do DMT. It's great for clicking around aimlessly in search of conspiracy theory non-sequiturs. Kinda like David Icke threw up on Geocities.

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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2013, 11:47:15 pm »
I'm not clicking any of that.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 05:05:49 am »
There was a post on Facebook recently of totally strange websites. I think it was from the local weekly, but I can't seem to find it now.
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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 08:30:03 pm »
For whatever my word's worth, a-cap, I am not a spammin man. Click and you will not see a lady's nethers smeared in birthday cake.
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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2013, 11:37:32 pm »
Quote from: ianmalcolm2 on December 01, 2013, 10:33:44 pm
http://arngren.net/

Oh, wow. This is some next level shit. Even the text that pops up when you hover the penis over the tab is terrifyingly beautiful in its unabashed grodiness.

I'll be adding some of my own specimens to this thread soon, you bet.
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 11:46:39 pm »
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Guy at my watering hole: "Acap, why do you keep coming to Jack's?They just serve shitty burgers and happen to have beers on tap."
Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 12:08:39 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on December 02, 2013, 08:49:31 pm
I'm out.

That really got me giggling.
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 03:14:34 am »
If you thought Arngren was nuts, Dejavroom, I'm thusly compelled to bump it up to the next tier of clutter:

Behold: Ling's Cars! As to why anybody would buy a car from a website this unabashedly skeezy is beyond me, but I'm happy to look at it.

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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 05:59:42 am »
I'll raise you some cask-strength crazy.  I love that this link still works.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 06:14:52 am »
Gang, check out this website. Who can make any sense of that? It makes NO sense!
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Re: Baffling websites
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2013, 07:20:22 am »
wwwwwww.jodi.org/ because fuck you.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2013, 07:23:33 am »
Nobody Here.

Nobody sane anyway.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2013, 07:26:21 am »
Medijate

Like meditate, but more seizure inducing.
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2013, 07:30:10 am »
Boobah Zone

Because the creator's previous work, the Teletubbies was too logical.
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