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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2013, 02:29:01 pm »
How about The New Pornographers' Joseph, Who Understood.

I also like giraffebone's It's a Wonderful Life and Slick Nick, You Devil You.

Death Cab's version of Christmas Baby Please Come Home is pretty good.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2013, 02:47:33 pm »
This Post Secret item made me laugh out loud at my desk just now.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2013, 04:47:26 pm »
I listened to that New Pornopgraphers song and it confirmed that I am so over the New Pornopgraphers.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2013, 06:51:33 pm »
Quote from: wombat on December 23, 2013, 04:47:26 pm
I listened to that New Pornopgraphers song and it confirmed that I am so over the New Pornopgraphers.

Dammit, first Cort with the Doritos thing and now this. I thought you people were cool.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2013, 04:10:27 am »
I don't agree with all of it, but here's an interesting list.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2013, 04:27:23 am »
So I guess Vince Guaraldi's drummer on the Charlie Brown album is from my neck of the woods! Well, broadly speaking——poor ol' New Brunswick just can't catch a break.

The CBC also had an interesting radio piece where they interviewed him about the album's creation, but I can't find it anywhere.

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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2013, 07:48:28 am »
So they turned Hallelujah into a Christian Christmas song about baby Jesus proving that this is an amazing song even when sung with trite new lyrics.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2013, 02:25:37 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 24, 2013, 04:10:27 am
I don't agree with all of it, but here's an interesting list.

"Raining Blood" is a Christmas song?!?
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2013, 04:33:34 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on December 24, 2013, 02:25:37 pm
"Raining Blood" is a Christmas song?!?

Who knew?
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2013, 04:57:05 pm »
Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition

The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away

Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood!

Sounds like a pretty pious holiday jam to me, if not a necessarily Christmassy one. Sounds more Easter than anything: A God descending to earth to be voluntarily dismembered in a grizzly fashion, and travelling to hell and returning to atone for humanity's horrific consumptive greed!

 Christianity is metal as fuck.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2013, 05:12:59 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 24, 2013, 07:48:28 am
Christian Christmas song about baby Jesus

Oh man. Oh god damn. The existence of 'Liftbump' made me die a little, but in a funny way. But the death those revised lyrics caused, less so. The performance of the song was really nice though.

Also, the video's title claims that in watching it I will 'Literally Feel Christmas.' I suppose this invites all sorts of questions about the phenomenology of 'feeling' something in a literal sense, given the prevalence of sensory metaphor in speech n' all... I know, I know——we're all big grown up anti-prescriptivists 'round these parts, but the increasingly mainstream usage of 'literally' for purposes of emphasis still just gets my goat.

I'll get over it.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2013, 07:22:31 am »
Here you go you jaded fucks.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2013, 08:52:32 am »
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2013, 09:21:52 am »
Two songs from Houston's greatest musical treasure Sam Lightnin' Hopkins.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2013, 01:07:42 pm »
Hey, merry Xmas. It's not my bag but I hope youse have a good time.
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