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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2013, 03:41:34 pm »
The war is over. We finally won. Christmas at my house has been reduced to vulgar jokes and restaging traditional photos for the 20th time and getting presents we picked out ourselves.

OH NO, BREAKFAST BURRITOS APPEAR. CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS RALLYING. Wine has appeared. It's a Christmas miracle.

We need the small cousins to come. Without them around we are all too cynical.

Merry Christmas, thou internets.
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2013, 09:59:06 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on December 25, 2013, 03:41:34 pm
The war is over. We finally won. Christmas at my house has been reduced to vulgar jokes and restaging traditional photos for the 20th time and getting presents we picked out ourselves.

OH NO, BREAKFAST BURRITOS APPEAR. CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS RALLYING. Wine has appeared. It's a Christmas miracle.

We need the small cousins to come. Without them around we are all too cynical.

Merry Christmas, thou internets.

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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2013, 03:51:56 am »
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Re: War on Christmas 2013
« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2013, 02:32:08 pm »
Quote from: ianmalcolm2 on December 24, 2013, 05:12:59 pm
(...)we're all big grown up anti-prescriptivists...

I certainly amn't, and I literally feel your pain.
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