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?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« on: January 14, 2014, 03:58:07 pm »
A lot of people are calling bullshit on this guy being "52." I guess they haven't put up the snopes page yet.

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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2014, 04:02:27 pm »
You Won't Believe How Cool This Dude Is

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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2014, 04:22:26 pm »
One weird trick for being a cool dude: make an art car. With flamethrowers.
Also firecracker helmets. I guess that's two weird tricks. Or three? I don't know.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2014, 06:08:12 pm »
Happy d9 day, dude!  Have a great fuck*ng year.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2014, 07:43:44 pm »
Inev Started A Birthday Thread. You Won't Believe What Happened Next.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2014, 08:29:13 pm »
I certainly don't believe it. I think the protocol for these things is to wait until the next day to chime in, but I'm here now so thanks for the birthday wishes. I'll be off to have nachos in a bit. An ex lover from 30 years ago, who friended me on Facebook sometime last year has decided to come to my birthday party. This could be interesting.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 08:42:47 pm »
Rock on, cool guy from Texas.  Thanks for sharing your gifts of photography and mischief with us!  Happy Birthday.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2014, 12:03:12 am »
52 years ago two cool people had sex. They never expected what happened next!
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2014, 02:33:20 am »
have a happy birthday* or so help me...

*all the other days, too, while youre at it
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2014, 04:35:03 am »
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2014, 05:10:27 am »
Those are some tasty looking nachos.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2014, 06:02:03 am »
Ain't no one calling bullshit on those nachos.
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Re: ?? year old man eats tomatoes, doesn't smoke, showers regularly
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2014, 06:06:58 pm »
Oh shit! Happy belated birthday dude.
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