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Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« on: February 22, 2014, 07:55:57 am »
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02212014

In which Cornelius undertakes a perilous task, and a salad is eaten
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2014, 08:27:42 am »
can for perfect title

i really dig this punchline, even if the dialog is still a bit stad-handed. corny took a prison cell and turned it in to a bukowski-meets-bed bath & beyond hotel room in probably under an hour. this is the dude i wish was my roommate before i met my wife.
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2014, 02:25:37 pm »
Well, he did win the Bad-Ass Games.
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2014, 04:44:20 pm »
They are lucky to have Cornelius. And now that I say that I realized I don't understand what's in it for him. Why doesn't he find friends who are as civilized as he is?
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2014, 06:00:20 pm »
there is no one as civilized as mr. bear
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2014, 07:51:13 pm »
On which side goes antler, on which side goes nest of dove?
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 09:45:10 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 22, 2014, 04:44:20 pm
They are lucky to have Cornelius. And now that I say that I realized I don't understand what's in it for him. Why doesn't he find friends who are as civilized as he is?

I feel like he might be enjoying being the big giraffe. He seems even more civilized and competent compared to those around him.
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2014, 01:07:52 am »
Anyone know what the hooch is? It kind of looks like cognac/armagnac, but there's a whiskey glass next to it.

(Mr Bear is so awesome. With everything he puts up with, he still just wants his friends to be happy. So happy Achewood's back.)
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2014, 05:34:16 am »
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2014, 11:53:22 pm »
Quote from: wombat on February 22, 2014, 04:44:20 pm
They are lucky to have Cornelius. And now that I say that I realized I don't understand what's in it for him. Why doesn't he find friends who are as civilized as he is?

I sort of accept that alive stuffed animals are forced to have relationships dictated by their owner's toy collections and pets.  That convention is so buried at this point that I feel like a crazy person for accepting it though.
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2014, 12:56:28 am »
Ha - you're exactly right, that is the explanation, but I'd forgotten all about it.
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2014, 06:52:31 am »
The pump-bottle of Jergen's with used wads of kleenex was a nice, desperate bachelor touch.
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2014, 07:50:09 pm »
I'm not really sure how to interpret what the decor has to say about Téodor's tastes. Or Mr. Bear's, for that matter.

Also, am I just a dum-dum for not understanding Connie's thing with the anti-convulsants?
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2014, 08:55:41 pm »
Did Mr. Bear go on an emergency Bed, Bath, & Beyond run for his friend?  Where did the bed frame come from?
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Re: Feb 21 2014 - Fry it in butter 'til it matters
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2014, 09:07:07 pm »
Something stashed away in the attic, for just such contingencies.
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