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Quitting TOUAMB
« on: November 11, 2014, 05:33:07 am »
Guys, lately there are fewer and fewer posts and I'm starting to get worried about the future of the board. I think it's time for us to have a frank conversation about... wait... a frank.... hmm...
WAIT A MINUTE IS IT SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY? *somber official TOUAMB draperies fall away to reveal Party Atmosphere*

Well, I guess the board must go on if we have a Birthday Boy in the house.

In This Thread: Ray gives birth to a present for AugustWest, THIS IS SO WACCKKYYYYY. It's another year of your wonderful TOUAMB life. Away from the horrors of the Modern Internet, you can come to a place where people post weird Devo videos and pug gifs and funny stories about puppies eating hoss food. The internet where it's still true that nobody knows you're a dog, but everyone knows your screenname. It's AugustWest! Happy Birthday!
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2014, 02:16:38 pm »
I feel like it's such a shame that we will never be able to write a letter of recommendation when Inev applies for a job, describing how he went above and beyond in his duties as the birthday thread coordinator.

Also, happy birthday to a knucklehead since small times!
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 03:07:56 pm »
Happy birthday, Egg Man!
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 04:23:41 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 11, 2014, 11:24:15 pm
The Mayor stole my line!

//shakes fist at Mayor

Thanks guys!  I had a lovely, quiet uneventful birthday which was just what I wanted.  I got the yard mowed. 

For my birthday, I bought myself a Squier Tele, the first guitar I've bought for myself in 30 years.  I got as a knock around guitar so my antique Gibson doesn't get banged up or stolen if (when?) we keep gigging.  I like it a lot!

Anyhow, thanks for the kind wishes. You imaginary internet friends mean a lot to me.
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 05:21:58 am »
I have 4 facebook friends from college (Aug's alma mater, as well) whose birthday is today, and all 4 are guys I would describe as "super nice guys" and "really down-to-earth." All 4 are talented musicians, friendly, and dating beautiful women. So clearly there is something going on here.
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 01:51:45 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 12, 2014, 12:54:05 pm
Is it in the air, the water, or is there some kinda program going on in the science dept doing unspeakables.

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 05:23:19 pm »
The thread title scared me. We have too few left. We can't afford to lose anyone.

Also, happy birthday Frank.
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 02:24:22 pm »
It worked on me.

Glad your anniversary was excellent, Counsel.
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2014, 10:00:35 pm »
This was a good way to make me read a birthday thread.

Also, happy birthday, Mr. A West.
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Re: Quitting TOUAMB
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2014, 11:01:12 pm »
Is that like Billy Squier?
Happy Birthday, either way!
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