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« on: January 22, 2004, 09:35:06 pm »
Happy Chinese New Year, people.

It is the year of the monkey.
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2004, 11:10:17 pm »
MINE ALL MINE!!!!  THE WHOLE YEAR!!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2004, 02:31:33 am »
Take your hands off my year, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2004, 04:05:23 am »
Can someone who knows more about this than I and does not necessarily trust the results of a half-assed Google search tell me what, as far as Chinese astrology etc is concerned, this is supposed to mean? A year of divine mischief and caprice, one would hope.

The extent of my knowledge of the Chinese Zodiac (so to speak) comes from a paper placemat in read in a restaurant when I was nine years old. I remember being extremely irritated that I had missed being a totally awesome Snake by a handful of days - and had instead ended up a goddamned hoss.

I WILL TRY HARDER
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2004, 04:27:08 am »
Quote from: "St_Zartan"

The extent of my knowledge of the Chinese Zodiac (so to speak) comes from a paper placemat in read in a restaurant when I was nine years old. I remember being extremely irritated that I had missed being a totally awesome Snake by a handful of days - and had instead ended up a goddamned hoss.

Oh, cry me a goddamn river. I was, and remain, a Pig. (Well, "Boar" on some of the more polite listings.) This really did not help as a kid, honestly.

(I first typoed "Pig" as "Pog." This feels somehow appropriate, and I am forced to wonder about the poor sap with the Pog as a totem... thing.)
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2004, 04:41:08 am »
I was born in the year of the Dragon.  Yeah, fuck the rest of you.
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2004, 05:49:33 am »
Oh fine, Jough gets the coolest and only fictional animal while I'm stuck with the ram. Which some placemats go so far as to call a sheep. And not even the cool Super Aquatic Sheep, either!

At least my Shanghai layout is cooler than Jough's
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2004, 11:22:55 am »
I'm fuck*ng year of the Dog.
Bleahrg. I'm not even a dog person - I don't mind the adorable dog we have,  but I far prefer cats.
My brother got Dragon. The sonofabitch! (He being same as you Jough - the old bastards!)
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2004, 11:32:15 am »
I'm a Rat.  Since that's as close as you get to a capybara in the Chinese zodiac, I like it.
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2004, 02:10:49 pm »
Snake.  It's a snaaaake.

Also, I am a Scorpio.  So I pretty much got the two coolest zodiac signs, dragon notwithstanding.

Too bad all that crap is meaningless and all...
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2004, 02:48:23 pm »
I'm a Rooster.
No, it's not the year of the Cock, it's the Rooster.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2004, 04:35:30 pm »
Cort and I are the same age, so I'm a sheep, too.  

Baa.  Baa.
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2004, 05:34:00 pm »
I thought I was a tiger, but then I realized I was born before the "Chinese" new year so i'm an OX.  

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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2004, 06:00:17 pm »
Another dragon, reporting for duty.

This is a creative way to get the ladies to reveal their ages.

"What's your sign?"
"--Oh, please, that's the oldest line in the book."
"No, no, your Chinese sign."
"! That? Why, I'm a Rabbit! I didn't even know people other than myself kept up with that!"
"Ah. So, me being a Dog, we're meant to be together." plus I know you're 28! Ha ha ha!

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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2004, 06:27:23 pm »
Yeah, I thought of that.  I mean, if you can guess someone's age within 12 years, it works like a charm.
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